Studies Show Anal Sex Has Never Been More Popular!

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    http://gawker.com/5656285/study-anal-sex-has-never-been-more-popular?skyline=true&s=i

    There are so many pictures I could post for this article, but I don't want you to get in trouble at work.

    Anyways, it just goes to show that things are always better in the future, when, correlated, 100% of hot women will take it in the pooper!
    :ilold:

    I will forward this to all the hot women on my Facebook!
  2. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Yuck.

    I've never been fond of the corn chute- especially when the best place on a woman is located only a couple inches away.
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    Agreed - one time with a barium enema (not that there's anything wrong with that) was enough to convince me that some areas of the body are best left untouched! :facepalm:
  4. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Before opening this, I had to scan the whole list to see which post it's a parody of.

    Maybe this post's whole purpose in life is to be parodied by others...
  5. Aenea

    Aenea .

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  6. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    The pooper is a method of birth control that works 100% of the time!:cool:
  7. Priscella Chapman

    Priscella Chapman Banned

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    I would like to thank the OP of this thread for being so effective in getting to the bottom of this topic.
  8. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Noli Me Tangere. Administrator Overlord

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    Badass. I'm glad I'm helping make this phenomenon more popular :lol:
  9. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    The Swedish have a saying, "Bork today, hork tomorrow" (only, in Swedish). Bork being kind of like fap, only for anal sex.
  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd bork some Wrodforge wemenz. :hitit:
  11. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    God Bless modern women and the times we live in.
  12. Queen of Misery

    Queen of Misery Fresh Meat

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    I think it's a wonderful thing and I'm not surprised that more people are discovering it!
  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Dennis Bailey is big fan. :brokeback:
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  14. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    You don't know what pleasure is until you've experienced direct stimulation of the prostate gland. Get it while you still have it. Someday you may lose it to prostate cancer.
  15. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Anal sex is so gay.
  16. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Well, that answers that question... :soma:
  17. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    What's that? Do I top or bottom? I prefer bottom, but I'll do anything my bf wants--as long as no one else is involved. Besides, I like it rough. If you're gonna get in my ass, you damned well better beat the shit out of it for a really good fuck.
  18. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    When I worked E.R. We had in an older individual that kept asking for tampons. This seemed a bit odd to me because the patient was neither female nor had he a nose bleed. So finally, when I brought him a few and my curiosity got the best of me I had to ask for what purpose were these tampons. He informed me that he needed them to keep the feces in place until he could use the restroom again.
    Studies have actually shown that continued use of the anus as a sex hole can stretch the interior and exterior sphincter to the point where they no longer function properly. Individuals who engage in anal sex are also at higher risk for anal cancer.
    http://lgbthealth.healthcommunities.com/analhealth/index.shtml
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Health_risks

    Just sayin...
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  19. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ass cancer! Of the ass!
  20. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    There's a vaccine for that now. It's called Gardisil- protects against the HPVs that cause cervical and anal cancers. Which garnered some attention with the death of Farrah Fawcett, but then the world became transfixed by the death of kiddiefucker MJ.

    OH, and in case you're having sex once an hour or something, this guy was full of shit. The sphincter muscle is extremely resilient.
  21. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Did you read the links? It wasn't one old E.R. patient that informed me of the risk of sphincter prolapse. I've read it in several articles and studied it both times I took A&P, once 10 years ago and again this last year.
    People who are prone to severe constipation and frequent use of enemas face the same fate. Those muscles are designed for objects moving ONE direction (out).
  22. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Why do I get the feeling that a penis isn't the only thing that's ever invaded your ass?
  23. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    When necessary, toys are employed.
  24. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    I don't put alot stock in wikipedia, personally. Additionally, I know gay men of all ages (doesn't mean I've slept with them :rolleyes:), and have never heard a single one tell me anything about this. I sure it happens, but let me just say, there is no need for an enema if you eat a high fiber diet, and constipation??? That either comes from not eating enough, or just not going when you need to go. So, while just about everything could happen, I think it's much more sporadic than the norm. Otherwise, diapers and tampons would be a top seller among gay men over 50.
  25. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Oh, I didn't know a fist counted as a toy. lol omg!!!!!!!11
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  26. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Calm down, Queer, I am gay free now. I forced all my gayness into Nova. :)
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  27. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    His name is Taz. He has a 9" penis. And a witty personality... :)
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  28. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    There are more reasons for enemas than not eating a high fiber diet. Constipation has more causes than not eating enough or not dropping a deuce when needed. IBS for example...
    I never said ALL GAY MEN NEED TAMPONS. I pointed out that those that partake in anal sex are prone to sphincter prolapses and anal cancer.
    I've never had an Anatomy/Physiology professor give a lecture from Wikipedia.
  29. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    I never said you did say all gay men need tampons. As for Crone's Disease, vitamin deficiencies and the like, point taken, but I think you see what I mean. Irritable Bowel Syndrome for instance can strike anybody, male or female, gay or straight. It's a number of pre-existing conditions which excessive anal intercourse could exacerbate. I think the moral of the story is "take care of yourself," especially if you haven't been inoculated with Gardisil, or have any other conditions which may make intercourse unsafe, even if that means uncomfortable discussions with your doctor.
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  30. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Personally, I'm gonna use the hole intended for reception for sex and keep my pooper for just that. I shit on people I DON'T like, why would I smear it on the aching diamond rods of thunder fuck that I love?
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