Suspicious Van - Edmonton Edition

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Sokar, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Won't somebody think of the chlidren?!

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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Free candy is the best Candy!

    It's like a Ray of Light!
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  3. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    I was hoping to get that finished before the creepy little shitstain took off to go prowl the streets for victims.

    I guess he's gone now.

    :(
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  4. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    I knew that deep down, Wordforge was always as depraved as TK.
  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Say, Sokar, do you have the picture of him with a fishing pole baited with mars bars? It was used in court to obtain a conviction yesterday, hence his absence.
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  6. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Yeah, I read about that. The guy that was the Taekwondo instructor who was convicted on 13 counts.

    Couldn't be our Ray though, he's much more of a pussy. From his pictures, he couldn't bust a grape standing on it. He'd probably lose a fight against a stiff wind.

    Let's not give him any ideas with the fishing pole thing.

    :bergman:
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Kinda looks like he is.
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  9. 14thDoctor

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    First, way to lose the moral high ground. We already knew apostle never had it, but Sokar and Tamar used to at least pretend they had some class.


    Second, instead of a hot dog, the guy in the picture should be eating candy to help convince the children he's legit. That's just common sense.


    Third, it's common knowledge around here that I don't have a drivers license. That I'm somehow driving a van around makes no sense. One might as well photoshop me with eight arms, or riding a unicorn.


    Fourth, I would like someone to photoshop me riding a unicorn.


    That is all.
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  10. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Well why didn't you then? Whoo took that picture of you?
  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Well, Kettle, you reap what you sow.


    I prefer this version myself:

    *Pic removed by request.*


    :nono:

    Like someone trying to lure children for nefarious purpose would care about the illegality of driving sans license.


    No.

    Because you want it.

    And I don't have any image manip programs I'm familiar with on this computer yet. :lol:
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  12. Caboose

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    We'd like to see that too! :yes:
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd watch it on pay-per-view. :yes:
  14. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Indeed.

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    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    I'd like to see someone photoshop Ray with a UNICRON horn up it's ass!
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  16. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Count me out. Just tell me about it.

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  17. Megatron

    Megatron DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!!

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    LAWL!

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