Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Chuck, Feb 16, 2016.
Just seeing if I can post
Shit! Nobody told me there was going to be a test!
Don't worry, it's not the "must study for" kind of test, it's the "pee in a cup" kind. Those are easy, I'm good at peeing.
Don't fucking lie, you're the reason why they have the mats beneath the urinals.
They'd put them on the walls and ceiling too if they were smart. #IPeesWhereIWants
Is that how you found out what your piss tastes like?
No! I don't go around licking bathroom walls like some sort of savage! I peed in a glass and sipped it like a normal person.
What the hell is wrong with you?
As would anyone.
Good thing I always keep 2 sharpened #2 pencils!
Speaking of pee (I recently posted about my bloody urine) today I found out that my doctor wants a blood/urine/semen/saliva/fecal sample! I'm a busy man - so I'm giving him my underwear.
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