Thanks Ohio! I don’t ever want to hear another Alabama joke...

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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  2. Tererun

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    Good, but in AL you can legally buy hookers for a broken washing machine and some roadkill.
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  3. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer I’m Scott Malkenson and I have Diabetes

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    And then trade it for meth.
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    Tererun Magical Girl

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    I think meth grows naturally in AL.
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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  6. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Far be it from me to pass up an opportunity to dump on Ohio ... but the way you know it's not Alabama is that she said "he's mad because he can't get with me."
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  7. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    I'm in Ohio but that video is a few years old. However, it's a pretty good representation of the rural areas.
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  8. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM GLORIAAA!!

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    Ever is a long time, Anc. Saban is only mortal . . .
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  9. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ahh, I just saw ABC 7 Chicago and didn’t watch the clip (only read the blurb). Ok, Texans are dog fuckers and not people in Chicago.
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    It is indeed accurate.
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    The heart wants what it wants :wub:
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  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    yes I heard about this on the John Boy & Billy radio show "Dumb Crook News" segment.