Hello and welcome to the Second Annual 'Forgies Awards Night! We started a bit later than expected, but here we are! Already, we can see members coming in! All the admins and mods are dressed in their formal best, led by Elwood. We can see other members piling in! There's Kyle with his Companion Cube! Async with a very long essay trailing behind him! Garamet is dragging a beaten retard troll, and she's swinging it at other trolls that have showed up to try to ruin this ceremony! Sokar is following close behind her, with a HUGE FUCKING CROSSBOW ready to strike! The rest of the 'Forge is coming in now! Diacanu, who is hoping to win Funniest Poster, is muttering off what appears to be a hilariously corny acceptance speech! Apostle has just arrived - he's carrying Bibles and throwing them at the evil satanic groundhogs that are digging around the Awards Arena! Uncle Albert brought in his Jeep, and he demolished the building next to the Awards Arena just so he could get a good parking spot! Mrs. Albert is giving people hugs... ... as Lethe marches in with his army of zombies! It looks like it's gonna be a great night! Some of our American members aren't here yet because they got lost in a roundabout, but Dan Leach and the other Brits will get them here eventually. Stay tuned for the first award - The Techman Award!