Discussion in 'Techforge' started by Tuckerfan, Mar 15, 2017.
Another test flight for the flying dildo.
Capsule test went well.
Looks like a giant cock.
Jeff Bezos is going into space next month.
In all seriousness, that's a pretty ballsy of a "fuck you" move on Bezos' part. Musk has managed to do all kinds of shit with his rockets, but he's never flown on one, and Branson said he'll take the first commercial Virgin Galactic flight, but that hasn't happened yet. Presumably, the others will match the dickwaving gauntlet that has been thrown down.
So long as Sterling Archer's the pilot...
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Bezos about to lift off.
Successful touchdown of both the booster and capsule.
In honor of Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson:
Was really hoping the aliens would snatch Bezos while he was up there.
The parachute failing to deploy would have done the job.
I felt like one of those redneck trailer trash NASCAR fans, watching Richard Branson last week and Jeff Bezos today.
All I wanted to see was some really good crashes and 'splosions.
I don't get it.
Bend over and Bezos will give it to you.
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