the handshakedown

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  1. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey precariat

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    So, apparently, the Donald Handshake is a thing.




    Specifically, it's a rather ham handed bit of body language attempting to assert dominance.



    Here it is shown being countered...





    You can just see it in Trudeau's face as DOnny tries to literally gain an upper hand-"I can and will knock you out right here, on camera, old man. Don't be pulling.".

    Note the second attempt? Trump doesn't try it again...







    Oh, and for bonus points:

    She is SOOOOOOOOOO into him...

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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Find someone that looks at you the way Ivanka Trump looks at Justin Trudeau.

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  3. Spaceturkey

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    She's thinking "I wish he'd touch my hips like Dad does...".
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    Small world (or maybe a "small hand" world): a couple of days ago at Gold's Gym some guy saw my rucksack in the shower/locker room and asked me if I was military, then shook my hand and thanked me for my service when I told him I was indeed a retiree. :salute: I'm so used to living in my own insular sub-culture that I forget that there are regular working guys that don't have familiarity with the military. Anywho I haven't shaken anyone's hand in a long time, so it kind of took me off guard.
  5. Quest

    Quest labour in the very fire Staff Member Administrator

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  6. Spaceturkey

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    put this on your fridge!!!
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    Okay, I don't have a gym bag, so I use a rucksack. Sorry nothing weird going on, but thanks for your concern. :lol: BTW I love this gym. On Saturday morning all the hot babes are there so it's great to have scenery while you exercise. :yes: I tried using the stair-master for the first time and dorked it up and tore big bloody holes in my shins. :jayzus: The intensity level wasn't cutting it so I cranked it up like I do on the treadmill. Then it suddenly kicked in but I couldn't reach the intensity level adjustment to change it, so it kept shooting me to the bottom and busting up my legs on the edge of the stairs as I tried to get backup to the top to change the speed level. :brood: I am without a doubt the most uncoordinated guy on the planet. :weep:So I went to the treadmill and finished my workout, bleeding like a stuffed pig but not caring because there was a HOT LATINA exercising in various areas - who can even think about leaving with that sweetness walking around? :fap:
    Eventually I stopped bleeding and my cuts scabbed over so no harm done.
  8. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Magnum Dong

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    No one can resist Trudeau.

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  9. Christopher

    Christopher There aren't enough redheads. Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    In Justin Trudeau's defense he is dreamy... :shrug:

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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I'm waiting for Trump's first fist bump with a Black guy and the ensuing social media frenzy.
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    matthunter Magical Truthsaying Bastard

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    I'm still amazed he managed to meet Obama and not ask him to detail his car.
  12. Spaceturkey

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    well, there was that bit with Kanye...