The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

Discussion in 'The Archive' started by Skrain Dukat, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Should have bought all of Garamet's books on your Kindle and then burned your Kindle.
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  2. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't think deleting them would teach you a lesson at all. Now, if he downloaded them to his Kindle and then burned it, that would teach you a hell of a lesson. One you'd not soon forget, I dare say.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ditto!

    I got 5 of the bastards you can erase!

    :D
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    If Jesus were a buffoon. Not seeing the analogy otherwise.

    So there was no particular animus against me. As I suspected. You're no different than all the others. Disappointing.
  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    No, dog.

    I meant the vomit you spewed here. You just aren't smart enough to trot away and pretend it didn't happen. You must come back and feast upon it and then spew it up again with new chunks to spice it up.

    You did not regain one smidgeon of dignity with that explaination. In fact, the fact you had to go and buy back a book you already sold just makes it all the more hilarious and pathetic. Hiding from your wife because you know she would find you an even bigger fool than we do...you admit this willingly? Using a safety lighter, which was no doubt stored with the safety scissors and glitter, just underlines the ludicrousness that this was done by a man in his 30's.

    If you believe you will inspire one iota of admiration with that confessional, you are seriously deluded on top of stupid.

    Get real. :jayzus:
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Quoting this again because :loltears::

    :rofl:


    BTW, if you also bought CoS for Kindle, you actually paid for it three times.
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    So...garamet....are those invisible :dogs: giving you a hard time?

    We are very concerned for you. :itsokay:
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Well, he did get himself crucified.
  9. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    *wanders into thread after taking a few months off*

    *looks around*

    See y'all in another 6 months
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  10. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Changing thread titles by moderator fiat is weak...

    I choose to believe this is just an elaborate setup and that Dukat will trick garamet into eating Scott Tenorman's parents.
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Can someone tell me what this thread is about without having to wade through all 16 pages of it??
  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Post #1, post #214, and the rest is us laughing at Skrain.
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Riiiiiight. So this was about burning garamet book? Ok.

    How the fuck did it get to 16 pages?
  14. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Because there's few things in life more entertaining than pointing and laughing at someone so incredibly stupid as skrain.
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  15. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Because the board is rather boring as of late.
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  16. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Because, as Tamar explained, no one could express their thoughts in the form of a neg rep.
  17. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Life would be so much easier if the rep warriors just resorted to stress wanks.
  18. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    *Snortle* The dude came over to TrekBBS to crow about his "spectacular troll."
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  19. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Link or it didn't happen.
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  21. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    at least it drums up business
  22. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    what? he put it in treklit?
  23. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Especially since I just posted a link to it there. :?:
  24. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    [action=skinofevil]grabs Tamar and hugs her up in a boozy bearhug.[/action]
  25. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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  26. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Huh, they changed the look a little.
  27. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Damn, the TBBS thread got clanged. I was actually going to log in so I could taunt him a second time :(
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  28. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Alright...that's enough of that donut breath. :itsokay:
  29. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Geez.

    So uptight.

    Even T'Bonz was cool enough not to close it when she noticed it. Rosalind could have at least moved it to the TNZ. :marathon:
  30. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Hush, girl, you know you love me.