The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

Discussion in 'The Archive' started by Skrain Dukat, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Uh, isn't "public information," by definition, kind of . . . public?

    Are you sure English is your first language? :unsure:

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  2. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    What's really funny is I never saw his blog and there was virtually nothing on his Facebook to begin with.

    Although, I never understand people who make public blogs and don't expect people to read them. I mean, isn't that what they are for?
  3. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    the real tragedy here is that Gul Dukat was a marvelous, near epic villain and he who usurps the name here is more akin to a brain-damaged Kazon.
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  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Well, given the way he carries himself, I'm thinking he meant 'pubic information'. :yuck:
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  5. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    You mean he doesn't want us to see his...

    Eeewwwwww!!!

    Okay, I agree with him: I don't want to see that!

  6. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    This remains the most interesting post currently at Wordforge.

    Of course the most interesting ever would have to be...here.
  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What's the most interesting thread at your board?

    Y'know, the Volpone board you started?

    :diacanu:
  8. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Probably the FAQ.

    1) Where am I?
    2) Huh?
    3) Mommy?
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Why does Skrain's avatar have a glowing foreskin? :unsure:
  10. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    I remember being called a stalker on another site when I pointed out someone's hypocrisy using her own LiveJournal that she had linked to her sig....and she only had, like, twenty fucking posts there in two or so years, so it wasn't like anyone had to dig hard to find any "dirt". :jayzus:
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  11. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    you people.

    I still come to this thread and laugh at how funny you guys can be. It brightens my days.
  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Yeah, we know.

    [​IMG]
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  13. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    I just found this thread. I got a good laugh out of it.
  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ok there Otter Boy. :itsokay:
  15. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    He thought the thread was addressed to him.
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    Bumped again, because this kind of lulz deserves some kind of preservation. :techman:

    Hi, Skrain, we know you're lurking! :cool:
  17. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    What did Skrain originally do to get banned? I honestly can't remember.....was it Tamar's jealousy over the lesbo shoes?
  18. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I should archive this thread. :lol:
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  19. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    You really should.
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  20. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I can't say that I remember completely, but I think it involved stalking.
  21. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    He sided with the Pah Wraiths and Tamar cast him out of the celestial temple.
  22. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Why would she be? She can't see her feet. :ramen:
  23. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    This shit is still the most hilarious fucking attempt to troll ever, on any board I've been apart of.

    Now bumped so you all can re-neg the shit outta this post! :techman:
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  24. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Ahh, the classic lesbian shoes.
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  25. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Come on guys. ITs small universe syndrome to the nth degree. Of course Sisko knew Uhura and Tuvok, because some sort of Federation affirmative action mandated all black trek characters work together against whitey.
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  26. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    These are my kind of people

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  27. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Lest we forget the fail.
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  28. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    #NeverForget
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