The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Lens flare.
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  2. Muad Dib

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    She does plenty of that on her own. She doesn't need help.
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  3. Tuckerfan

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Tard wants attention, posts DST to WF, posters give tard attention, tard proceeds to spend the next few hours fapping excitedly.
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  4. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    fap fap fapped all over the place
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  5. AlphaMan

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Congratulations on your new troll garamet!! Be gentle with this one!!
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  6. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    7 days 6 hours 15 minutes
  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    And I hope you sit there counting every last second.

    Not gonna tell the class what prompted this, are you? So we're left to conjecture. My money's on someone at TK double-dog daring you. Because that's worked so well for all the others.

    BTW, your Spock looks like a Chia pet.
  8. Asyncritus

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I see we have a new village idiot...

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  9. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Do I know that guy or is he one of the much desired newcomers? If so... guys, how about some free marketing lessons :lol:
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    From what I gather, he used to post as Kor somewhere, and he's been banned at TBBS numerous times. Big Bad Internet Persona, he.

    He and I have barely interacted, except for yesterday when he claimed his health insurance premiums had gone up, and I asked him if this was the first time it had happened (i.e., was it All Obama's Fault) and he flitted away.

    So he's got no real beef with me. It's just another :lookatme:

    They never seem to learn...
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I was in that thread too! I never get any trolls. :(

    how did you do it, garamet?
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  12. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    You and I have tangled for years
  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    :lol: As nearly as I can figure out, I've broken the Cardinal Rule of Message Board Posting, which is "Never, never, never let them know who you are IRL."

    The minute you register under your RL name, it freaks them out, because only under anonymity can they be the Big Bad Internet Posters that they are.

    If you look at the long list of 'em who've immolated themselves trying to "put me in my place," they're always the ones most paranoid about their own Secret Identity.

    They live in terror that their employers et al., will find out what shenanigans they get up to, and they envy anyone who isn't constrained by that.

    :rofl: I remember Jamey Petey Whistler Octavian threatening to "tell your publishers what you post on Wordforge," as if he thought that had some sort of power over me. :rofl:
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  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    And yet, oddly, you made no impression on me. Or are you one of those skinofevil types who changes your username more often than you change your underwear?
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    oh my gawd!! It's Ricardo Montalban!!
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Aww, now him I'd remember. :wub:
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  17. K.

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    ...because you never forget a face?
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    :lol:

    Mr...Chekov, isn't it?
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  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    And you're such a Minor threat, too.

    All this time and you still haven't won.

    Get a life, dude.
  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Seriously, am I supposed to know who this guy is? :huh:
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    No. You are not supposed to know who some 14-year old with internet access who completely lacks a sense of humor is.
  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    :sigh: I guess I keep expecting people to do things for reasons, even on message boards...
  23. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    You don't remember our Kor?

    Refreshers:

    http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=80213

    http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=80222

    He also went by Garm Bel Iblis, if that name rings a bell.

    And probably more I'm not aware of yet. :rolleyes:
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  24. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Oh..and old school...he was Phlox's Tongue before he was Garm Bel Iblis at TBBS.
  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    That's probably before my time...unless he only posted in the ENT forum, in which case I'd never have noticed him.

    So is there any reason for this thread other than :lookatme:?
  26. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    And Min Zife at TBBS.

    Geez, Dukat, I could spend a week just sniffing out all your many identities. :lol:
  27. skinofevil

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Hey -- Skin does things for reasons. When it comes to you, the reason is that you're a willfully, deliberately unreasoning Statist drone.
  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Fifty posts after I called it...
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    Re: Pathetic little man

    But 1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts before you even attempt to refute it.
  30. Tamar Garish

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    I dunno...lord knows how many names he's going under now, let alone over years.

    But I think attention whoring is probably the main reason, along with sucking up to your opponents looking for cred.

    Too bad he sucks at this. I mean...he opened with gay trek porn pic...that can't possibly be relevant to anything so he must be into Kirk/Spock slash. Nice for him, but I can't say that I'm interested in it.
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