The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    garamet agrees: This place needs a better class of troll...

    And I'm gonna give it em when I feed you to your pooches
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Is English not your first language?
  3. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    If this is about Garamet's SCRAM anklet that's already been disclosed. :rolleyes:
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little men

    :ohnoes:

    I thought that was common knowledge by now. ;)

    Except that there aren't any.

    There you go confusing me with Lindsay Lohan again. :jayzus:
  5. MikeH92467

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Well that Romulan affair was pretty sordid....but you know the problem with people who make their secrets public is they're much harder to blackmail.
  6. Tamar Garish

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    We all know all it can be is some shitty photoshop with some profanity-laced diatribe attached to it.

    You know...all stuff done before and done better by others in the past.
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  7. AlphaMan

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    :ohnoes:
  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Re: Pathetic little men

    Dude, I haven't been a part of the Garamet fanclub for a good minute; but damn, this is sad. Ya know how many times she gets "called out" or "challenged" or otherwise been fed into?

    I didn't read the whole thread--in large part from the huge dinner I had that I would like not throw up--but I don't see even Sokar or Poodle having your back on this.
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  9. Muad Dib

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I think the discussions and debates are much improved. :)
  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Muad thinks "Ignore" is a fashion accessory

    And the worst thing is, we have to wait till 2018 to find out! :soma:
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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Wait, what is supposedly happening on Friday? I tend to tune these types of threads out for a while.
  12. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Apparently, Dukat is going to feed garamet to her non-existent dogs. :shrug:
  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    That's kinda like the plot from Hannibal, except with dogs instead of pigs. :unsure:
  14. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Dukat is unimaginative and derivative? Say it isn't so! :shock:
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  15. NeonMosfet

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    Re: Muad thinks "Ignore" is a fashion accessory

    2018! So he knows for certain we're going to survive Dec 21 2012. Sure would hate to see a terrible come uppance go to waste.
  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    It's a Joker line from Dark Knight.
  17. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Is there any way Shitstain Ducock could speed this up?

    I'm heading back to Vegas this weekend and I'm not sure I'll be able to check in with WF to witness this obviously monumental occasion.
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little men

    You'll be back in plenty of time. The next Friday, September 29th isn't until 2018.
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  19. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Good point.
  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Re: Pathetic little men

    And WF will probably be having the same exact conversations for the next 6 years, as it's had for the past 6+ years.
  21. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    getting closer...


    squeeeeee!
  22. Diacanu

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    2018?
    Well, I suppose it is...but sheesh, save some energy...
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  23. Tamar Garish

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    The surprise is there is no surprise. :whoopdedoo:
  24. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Yeah, being open on the Internet sure takes away a lot of ammo for one's enemies. ;)

    It's amazing how many chickenshits online will "attack," but would pee their frilly panties if someone even got hold of their first names.
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  25. Asyncritus

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Yes, but when your first name is "Nebuzaradan" like mine, that can be fairly easy to trace.

    Oh, wait--

    I didn't say that! No, I didn't say it!

    Please don't repeat it...

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  26. MikeH92467

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    :moreyouknow:
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    So what are the odds that Friday comes and goes, and our boy Skrain announces "something happened, but it was so brilliant none of you noticed"?

    Or maybe he'll just yell "April Fool!"
  28. Diacanu

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Maybe it'll be a Youtube movie! :soma:

    "This is garamet! I hate her so much! :weep: She posts things I don't like on the internet!! :sob: I had a wife and kids, and now they're DEAD! Garamet killed them with posts!! :mad: This youtube is my revenge!! :discuss:".

    ...it'll be a Rick roll. :rolleyes:
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  29. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    oh no it's happening....
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Through the wonders of the internet, I have uncovered Skain's "surprise" for garamet.

    Feel the burn, garamet!!


    [yt=garamet's suprise]i2rzAaJRLaM[/yt]
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