The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    On Friday, September 29th, correct?

    Not Friday the 28th, and not Saturday.

    Just checking.
  2. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Friday the 28th
  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Ah. So it took you five days to recognize and acknowledge the mistake, despite all the opportunities you were given earlier.

    This does not show you in the best possible light.
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    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    [?=Oh, now you've done it . . .]As their eyes met across a crowded board, Mikhail felt all his standard defenses slipping away. He must have her! No sacrifice would be too great. But he knew from others' experience that she was in the habit of keeping her heart well guarded, deep within a forbidding castle, behind a manner as prickly as a hedgehog. His mind raced, inventing and rejecting scores of opening lines to pierce her defense, deflect her ire, and reach the passion that he knew must exist deep inside.

    "Um . . . hello," he finally said horsely.

    She felt a jolt of excitement, as if she had stuck a fork in a power outlet. Was this finally the man she had been dreaming of all her life? Could he be her white knight, come to capture her heart? Yes, he must be. She tried to pin down why she felt so certain, in a desperate attempt to hold her emotions in check, but it was no use. Everything else vanished; it was just the two of them, isolated on an island together. She wanted, needed to reach out and touch him, with a yearning that rasped at her soul like a very large nail file, but she knew that if she did then there would be no turning back.

    Were they in control of their own feelings? Or just helpless pawns in the game of love? And was this just a moment's feeling, two ships
    en passant in the dark, or did they have hope of a successful endgame as undisputed king and queen of each others' hearts?

    Just then, through the window drifted the mating call of a nearby caribou.
    [/?]
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  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Chess can be sexy

    ^ :rofl: He was magnetic, in a dark, brooding sort of way:

    [​IMG]

    Tendency toward tunnel vision, though.
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Happy birthday, T.S. Eliot

    "Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm. But the harm does not interest them."
  7. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    And in doing harm, they have become important, as in " Did you lock the door?"
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    And those who make mischief on the interwebz think somehow it "doesn't count."
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  9. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Sorry, but before I can acknowledge your post makes any sense, you have to demonstrate that it is even possible to show him in "the best possible light"...

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  10. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Because it is only "pixels on a screen."

    I have always found that excuse very strange. If I walk up to President Obama and call him a filthy nigger in front of everyone, should I expect him and everyone else to say it doesn't matter because it is just "vibrating air"? Or should a pamphlet inciting Muslims to commit terrorist acts be considered unimportant because it is just "pigment on wood-pulp"?

    I don't have any idea where this notion that the medium of communication somehow makes the communication trivial. All communication is necessarily done through a medium; as long as the message is received by the person to whom it is sent, why should the medium through which it transitted make any difference whatsoever?

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  11. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    24 hours!!!!!!!!!
  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    ^:bigyawn:
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I'm so excited.

    And I just can't hide it.
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  14. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Have I annoyed you? Here. Have a Snickers.
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You never annoy me. (Should have added a smilie to that post.) But thanks for the Snickers!
  16. Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I've added it to my calendar.
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Added what to your calendar?
  18. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    The big reveal.
  19. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    At this point I'm guessing pics of a garamet tattoo on his scrotum. He'll probably be teabagging a wasp nest in the picture.
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  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    [​IMG]
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  21. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Exactly. I always try to be the same person online as I am in person.
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  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise


    Lame.

    It's after midnight.

    What's your big surprise? :bailey:
  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Too soon. It has to be exactly "Friday Sept 29th 7:00pm Central Time." Or the 28th. Or something.

    After midnight is clearly past his bedtime.
  24. Nova

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    How the fuck did this waste of bandwidth grow to five pages (she says having read only one, and regretting even that)

    Attached Files:

  25. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The North Remembers...

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    Re: Pathetic little man


    Well, you can't punch someone in the face through the Internet. Seriously.

    The anonymity and remote nature of the Internet protects someone from the consequences of their message. So sometimes, cowards and trolls say things just to get a response out of people. I've learned to take certain things from pixels on a screen not as seriously.
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  26. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The North Remembers...

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I was very disappointed that this thread had gotten 175 replies, including my own.... Until I realized that they all were telling Skrain how big of an ass he is.

    Well done, Wordforge! :techman:
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  27. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    It's almost Saturday in Polynesia. So what gives? This is almost as suspenseful as an iPhone launch and whether there will be very sad people lining up in front of the stores!
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  28. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Yeah, come on Shitstain! What's the big reveal?
  29. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    :bailey:
  30. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    At this point, the best he can do is keep reciting the countdown and then muster a "Made you look!" :nelsonhaha: