The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Any particular food I shouldn't be eating when this goes down in one minute?
  2. Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    It's 5:02 PDT. He failed. :no:
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  3. gul

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    No surprise, Mr. Friday the 29th missed the appointment.
  4. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    its cumming fuckers
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Heh heh, he spelled it fuming, heh heh!
  6. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

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  7. Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I don't understand.

    You had to wait a week to buy a book to then burn it? Did you need to wait for your mom to give you a ride to the store? I'm really not sure where this is going at all.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Worst. Troll. Thread. Ever. :bergman:




    Talk about anticipointment. :lol:
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  9. Robotech Master

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    That's it? Thats what keeps you entertained on a Friday night?

    Dude, you need to get laid or something....

    Sad, sad Trek nerds. I pity them.
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  10. gul

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I think he only had a brief opportunity to play with the grill when both parents were going to be out. This is amazingly, even more pathetic than I had expected.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Called it.
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  12. Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I was expecting a picture of Garamet made out of poo...so this one is slightly more sanitary.
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  13. Diacanu

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    ...:what:...

    KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Based on his posts I'm guessing nerdy teenager with no friends?
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  15. Tamar Garish

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    So...uh...

    You punished garamet by giving her money buying her book?

    My God, you are an even bigger muppet than I thought and that is a feat indeed!!! :rofl:

    Toolshed.
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  16. Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Hold on guys. Give him time. Maybe this is just part one.

    Skrain - what's the punch line? Your losing the audience!
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    could be worse -- he could have spooged up the grilling thread with this crap
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    :facepalm: just doesn't cover this.

    We need a new smiley to deal with this epic level of fail.
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  19. Dr. Krieg

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    Those shoes are pretty gay, bro. :lol:
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  20. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    hey who changed my thread title?

    had to wait for my wife to be out tonight, cuz she'd wonder what the fuck was wrong with me.
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  21. Tuckerfan

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    I dunno, I think :midnightsuicide: covers it pretty well.
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  22. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Fixed that for you.
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  23. Tamar Garish

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    ....

    :loltears:

    Can we get this thread moved to the Green Room archive? 'Cuz this kind of epic fail needs to be saved for lulz.
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    :lol: Was about as pathetic as I was expecting.
  26. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The North Remembers...

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    :jayzus:
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  27. Amaris

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    I wish my enemies would hate me by sending me money. :lol:
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  28. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    No shit!!

    Where's my payday, biatches? :aurora:
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  29. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Went to half priced books at noon. she's not getting a penny from me.
  30. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Uh-huh.

    Like you'd admit it now. :lol:
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