Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Grammour Boy, Nov 12, 2006.
But when poochie lifted his leg and TREED me, it got to me.
It must have been the wrong BREED of dog IMO.
How long did the dog take to get BORED?
I just ADORE dogs.
Me too. It's always what I ORDER for takeaway.
ROVER ala carte?
Nah, not really. I'm an animal LOVER.
You're not alone. If animals could talk, they'd have a lot of VOTER appeal.
They would be better than the OTHER option, that's for sure.
My OTTER is thinking of running for President.
You otter ate my TROUT.
What ROUTE would the otter take to the presidency?
Make sure he takes plenty of TOURS around the country.
If the otter's invested in foreign currency and pays for the tours in EUROS he should get a pretty sweet deal given the currently weak dollar.
Just keep ROSIE O'Donnel away from his campaign.
That shouldn't be hard; controlled tests have shown that an approaching Rosie O'Donnell sets off every air raid SIREN in a 100 mile radius.
Especially when she's dressed as a naughty NURSE.
just the thought of it BURNS my eyes.
and TURNS all our stomachs.
We'll just have to be STERN and say, "no, we don't want to see that."
And STEER the hideous STEER off a cliff before anyone is permanently injured.
Especially when she REEKS of B. O.
and looks like SHREK.
My otter is sensitive and if he HEARS about Rosie he will curl up under the sofa and cry.
As long as he doesn't have a HEART attack.
Why on EARTH has no one posted for five days?!
Maybe we need a TREAT.
Where on EARTH did you dig this up from?
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