The Steve2^4 Memorial Random Tweet Thread

“What’s next?” - Jed Bartlett

But will these EOs carry any weight if they aren't presented illegibly to the camera with a child's scrawl in Sharpie underneath, flanked by a horde of dutifully clapping sycophants?

The pain of being a dilettante in a world of specialists

Anyway, now that I have a keyboard:

"Piano Man" isn't the greatest song. The rhymes are often pretty basic for starters. But it was such a relief to hear it come on the radio, back when I was a child, and know that I was safe for a good four or five minutes from the likes of Mariah Carey and MICHAEL BOLTON and the billionth play of "Teach Your Children Well" or "From A Distance". "Piano Man" was basically my safe space.

Who the fuck is so soulless that they don't like Piano Man?

If you can play the piano and you're drunk, it's the best song ever!