This could be a fun and horrifying game. Post without context the most recent text message you sent.

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  1. Quest

    Quest not leaving Staff Member Administrator

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    I was at a beach and the water was long and narrow so I thought it was a river but somebody told me it was a lake instead. You were probably there too but still a baby.
  2. Quest

    Quest not leaving Staff Member Administrator

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    ***Please, folks, no further questioning of anyone nor any explanations allowed in this thread. :nono:***
  3. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Work phone: If that were to happen even under the current rules I think they’d have to unload one of the stations here at a minimum.

    Personal phone: On the way now
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    K. Sober

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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    This is the most recent one from my regular text messaging that I can post without breaking a confidentiality agreement:

    This is the latest from WhatsApp:

    Facebook:

  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    I6 ghi84n4 22n4 2ckl
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Eh fine. "I might have a more fun idea for a sewing project."

    Yeah, that wasn't too thrilling. :)
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  10. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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  11. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Last night from my work phone:

    BTW I took a shower and I still smell like Mr. Quintanilla’s cologne.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    They look bigger today than yesterday
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  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Sorry, Anne’s out tonight and 2-1 is hard when neither can skate. Great core workout though!

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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Kik: I'm glad you're feeling a bit better, and I don't think anyone will notice, as long as nobody finds the knife. Have you remembered where you left it?
  16. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ah, I didn’t realize you were also going to OutDancing. Was gonna see if wanted to hang out. I was originally gonna meet up with Haven and Anne there once the kids were down, but shifted the childcare to tonight so I could go to Ryan’s Bday. Gonna be there?

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    Feel better! :(

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  17. K.

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    SMS: I really wouldn't know, but definitely have it looked at.

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  18. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Maybe Adam could volunteer?

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    G’night!

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    They already know. Anne and I share Dr, was honest when I asked for full STI screen, vasectomy, HPV vaccine and PrEP.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Oh, you motherfuckers. That would be cool. Do you mean 2020 or 2019.
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    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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