This is Like Something Out of the Twilight Zone

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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    You're in a market, in a strange land. You're not feeling well. A shop-keeper recommends some traditional medicine to help you. Only after you buy it do you discover that it's made from an animal which has been extinct for thousands of years.
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    "The giant mammals have been extinct for around 10,000 years and are not covered by international agreements on endangered species." :unsure:

    yep! No matter how you slice it "dead as fuck for 10,000 years" means the "endangered" ship has definitely sailed. :lol:
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    Captain Conspiracy Making Frogs Gay Again

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    Clearly someone has been quietly breeding mammoth’s for a generations.
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    breeding mammoths is easy! But the "quiet" part is a bitch. :( That and going to COSTCO for mammoth chow all the time.
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