... or the Babylon Bee either. Evangelist says God told him he needs fourth private plane DESTREHAN, La. (AP) — A prosperity gospel televangelist is asking disciples to "pray about becoming a partner" to his mission of obtaining a $54 million private jet. The Louisiana-based ministry of Jesse Duplantis has already paid cash for three other private planes, but he says God told him, "I want you to believe in me for a Falcon 7X." Link: http://www.azfamily.com/story/38300711/evangelist-wants-54m-jet-jesus-wouldnt-be-riding-donkey The huckster goes on to explain that if Jesus were alive today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey. (Probably true, but I imagine he'd be driving a '98 Ford Focus, riding Greyhound buses, or flying coach ...) Are all of these asshole bible-thumpers in some kind of competition to see how un-Christlike they can possibly be?