Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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  1. matthunter

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    "Inject". That's the only verb involved. Your points are all different - hallucinations, impairment, paranoia, overdose...
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    True, but by accepting that information and not reporting it he's ensured they have something on him.
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    "I’ve seen a lot of things over my life. I don’t think in my whole life I’ve ever called the FBI. In my whole life. You don’t call the FBI . . . Give me a break. Life doesn't work that way."

    Same interview. :waiting:
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    Which tells you that he is working on a faulty basis, since a foreign government making that kind of offer means that something IS wrong.
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    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    aversion to miniatures?
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  8. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    I don't think the person speaking being from Russia is the problem. The problem is when the person is speaking on behalf of the Russian government to a presidential candidate and/or the candidate's campaign with the express purpose of trying to help that candidate win the election.
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    You left out the part where he said you kick them out of the room.
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    1. Trumps says "no." The Russian leaves copies of the info in the lobby of the building on the way out. If Russia wants it out there (whatever "it" is), nothing will stop Russia from doing so.

    2. Trump say "no, but here's a guy who works for me, give one of my peons, ahem, I mean, my subordinates a call, he's smarter than me, he'll know what to do, his name is Chris Wray." Not much of a boss, needs to check with his underlings to make a routine decision whether or not to listen to someone speak.

    3. Russian agent says "I have information", Trump uses answer two above - later it turns out that Chris Wray and a senior deputy have compromised US security - however- say, by talking about top secret materials in a public bathroom without checking under the stalls for legs, and perhaps Liz Warren was seen talking to the deputy a few minutes later. Russian instead sells his story to Fox News (and FBI reputation proceeds to drop even lower than Biden's energy level).

    4. Russian agent has dirt that Biden inadvertently gave China secret US facial-recognition technology that helps China round up and murder tens of thousands of Muslims in China, Trump says no, Russian agent ultimately sells info to CIA a few months later.

    5. Russian agent says they have pictures of Corey Booker in drag and Kamala with strap on having her way with Somali refugee children in Obama cages, Trump says 'get outta here with that crap,' it later goes viral on internet, and then turns out to be fake news.

    6. Russian agent, watching the spectacle of US leftwing media unhinged ranting and hysteria, instead gives his information to Sal, his American auto mechanic, who IMs the oppo research to Trump.
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    :unsure:

    You lost me at "1...".
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    He lost me at tuttle said.
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    All that means is that in two months he'll be saying it's actually a good thing.
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  16. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    One of the more enlightening things for me about the Mueller Report is that my 8th Grade Civics teacher was wrong. Ignorance of the law can be an excuse. I did not know that.
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  17. matthunter

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    FEC chair:

    “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”

    “This is not a novel concept,” she added.
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    Jesus. :facepalm:
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  22. Tererun

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    What does illegal mean when you won't charge the person with the crime to begin with?
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    they can't find a microscope?
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  24. spot261

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    Are you truly this morally bankrupt?
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    I still couldn't run for political office, if that's what you mean.
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  26. MikeH92467

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    He's a Randite, if that's what you mean...
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  27. Tererun

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    Yes.
  28. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Two months? I figure he'll be back to licking Trump's taint inside of two weeks.
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  29. matthunter

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    So, the State Dept had allocated a chunk of cash to a team of online bodies MEANT to combat Russian fake news and disinformation on social media. Trump wasn't really keen to spend this as it means acknowledging the whole Russian election interference thing. So it's probably fine with him that they've actually started spreading their own fake news BS supporting his admin's views - being caught out smearing journalists who aren't going gung-ho for regime change in Iran after the tanker attacks, for example:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2019/06/state-department-funded-trolls-attack
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