Unless you went down on her first.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by ed629, Jun 11, 2019 at 1:19 PM.

  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  2. spot261

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    Oh, that made my day!!!!!


    And yes, afterwards is absolutely the best time to employ the tongue.....
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Forgot to mention that that sign is for an insurance office by me. They always have some stupid reference to the Bible or something religious.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  5. Kommander

    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    A church near me once had a sign that said "When he is in you and you are in him, good things happen." So, it's that kind of church, is it?

    Also, how would that work? I mean, I'd imagine it's technically possible, but probably wouldn't be very comfortable. It's probably best to take turns when it comes to buttsex.
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  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Pegging. Scissors style with reverse cowgirl.
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    BizarroEnt Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    Point the dicks downward and position yourself so that both are inserted and grind into each other, there are videos of it online.
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  8. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    You suck their clit hood into your mouth and tickle the bottom, they blow you, BAM! You are in them, they are in you, everyone’s a winner!
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  9. spot261

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    ....baby,

    that's the truth!
  10. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    And here I was thinking the only option was two guys in a 69. I guess I'm not imaginative enough...
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    Imaginative, or flexible.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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  14. BizarroEnt

    BizarroEnt Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    Humans can do all kinds of weird shit to each other.
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  15. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Now we know you've tasted yourself at least once :chris:
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    Great way to slash the ole life expectancy as well!