Vasectomies

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  1. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    A close friend of mine ended up in that situation. He had been married, had kids, got divorced, the kids grew up and then he married a woman 20 years his junior. It wasn't long before she wanted something to cuddle, so, rather than have it reversed, he got "harvested" and she got inseminated. Now, he has children who are younger than his grandchildren.
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    oh I didn't know you already had a kid. Yes I agree having another at 45 wouldn't interest me either! But I still don't like the idea of having somebody shave me anywhere on my body let alone my privates. Weird cutting into me down there didn't bother me in the least, but shaving me? NO WAY! :brood:
    As for thinking about baseball I would advise against that - you might go into a coma. Wait, that's cricket! ;)
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    :no: no thanks to that! I'm 57 and it's great having hardly any responsibilities and more "free time" than I ever had when I was raising kids.
  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    A stuffy?
  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Just a heads-up from a relative who went back into full running-six-miles-every-morning regimen: Buy yourself a package of frozen peas beforehand. They're more flexible than icepacks and, on the odd chance you develop post-surgical pain syndrome (or, as we medical copy editors like to call it "congestive epididymitis)" a bag of frozen peas conforms better to the shape that hurts than an icepack, and you can always toss it later if it evokes bad memories.

    Good luck!:heart:
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  6. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Stiffy!
    Damn autocorrect...
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  7. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I'll remember that. Although running isn't likely to happen I will be climbing within a week....
  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    I saw that too - I'm guessing a typo of "stiffy". Either that or he's not allowed to get a stuffed animal, which would be very strange indeed.
  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    damn it kid listen to your elders! :damnkids: Garamet (and myself) are trying to keep you out of trouble! :lol: I had "congestive epididymitis" and it's a few days of serious pain. You might feel great and able to get back into full bore exercise, don't take the bait! I'm not saying don't move at all, just move enough to stay limber & flexible and light lifting. No pullups or chin-ups!

    And side-note to Garamet why wouldn't any man throw away the frozen peas after using them in this fashion? I don't care if they were in a plastic bag, nobody wants to eat crotch peas! :yuck:
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  10. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    Today's the day! I had to postpone because of the blood clot, but now I'm getting snipped in less than an hour. Assuming they don't mind the mild self-inflicted chemical burn on my junk.


    Did you guys know hair removal cream isn't recommended for the scrotum? Not even the "sensitive" and "bikini" varieties? :async:
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    isn't your vasectomy considered "elective surgery?" At my hospital unless it's COVID-19 related or life & death, almost all procedures are put on hold indefinitely.
  12. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    Spoiler alert: the burning smell is me
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  13. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Good luck! At least you'll be able to sing falsetto!
  14. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Regarding the peas, it depends. If you're married with family you chuck them instantly. If you're under 40, single, and living alone, they're a keeper!
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  15. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    great idea for a cooking show - disgustingly dangerously unhygienic food preparation and consumption!
  16. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    I forgot to use an ice pack for the first five hours. That explains a lot.
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  17. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    rotten eggs?
  18. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    I also ignored the " complete bedrest the first day, stay on the couch the second day" instructions.

    The swelling and bruising might possibly be related. :flow:
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  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    :weep: lightweight! Welcome to my world when you ejaculate blood! :shock: Yeah, taking an Army PT test about three or four days after my vasectomy was not my smartest decision I suppose.
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  20. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Yes. :brood:

    But congrats on getting snipped! :yes:
  21. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    Update from my left nut:

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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    IIRC, the doc said to give about a dozen whoopees before all the sperm would be for sure spent. I thought I waited long enough for the first go, but holy shit, the pain in the balls upon whoopeeing was intense. The doc said I probably just didn't wait long enough. The next attempt, a few days later, was painless.
  23. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    I read that you can hurt yourself ejaculating too early because everything contracts quickly, but if you already have an ice pack on them... :async:
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  24. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    There's an untold "Dear Penthouse Forum" story in there somewhere I just know it!
  25. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    If I have an ice pack on them, I probably won't be ejaculating. :lol:
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