What's the big deal about a couple of tanks?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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  2. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Yes, let's equivocate on whether these will tear up the roads rather than the overt authoritarian gesturing this is.
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    I asked an artist to illustrate @Dayton3's posts in this thread. Here is the result:

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    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    Even if I've only seen one I've seen more than you, the thing between your legs likely barely counts as a skin tag.
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    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    It's the only sex act he's capable of performing. Especially since he's likely never eaten pussy in his life. I pity his wife, I hope she's cucking him.
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  6. Dayton Kitchens

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    Given that one and only one person has seen my private parts since 1984 I doubt you have any such knowledge.
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Amaris Princess of Love

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    Goddammit, Dayton, George H.W. Bush is dead and buried. Let it go.
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    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    So is it you or your wife who can't see it, either seems like there is a major problem. Do you only have one magnifying glass?
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  10. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You claim to be a penis expert. You tell me.
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    Tuttle Khaaaaaaaaaaann !!!

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    So is there really a culture war movement to remake the Fourth of July into a Celebrate President Trump Day?

    Supposedly its proponents are among the staunchest Trump's critics, ranging from anti-tank talking heads to nike spokespersons.

    Leftists are a greater boon to Trump than his tweeting and past behavior are his enemy.
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    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I've had one my whole life, so I'd consider myself a bit of an expert. :shrug:
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    Not seeing your own in 35 years seems like a problem. You could have your dick declared legally dead.
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Would there be tax benefits to such a move?
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    There's really not much to know.

    I imagine you see it everyday given that it's attached to you. Dayton being unable to see his just seems odd. He's either so fat that it's disappeared or so scared of becoming gay that he refuses to ever look at one.
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    Only if you were a porn star.
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    "We could put wanted posters all over school!"

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  18. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Does that mean you have eaten your wife's ass?


    No judgment.
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    I had a police artist make a sketch.
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    It's not to scale.
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    That was the first R rated movie I ever saw. My parents took me. I was 13. :wtf:
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

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    Back to the OP subject. They've been running footage of military parades during various American presidencies. During the presidencies of Eisenhower and Kennedy you had not only tanks in the parade but nuclear capable missiles being rolled through.

    And for those who belabor the costs, just how much do you think those flyovers of football games by the USAF and USN cost?
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    it's an armored personnel carrier - and this bothers you somehow?
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    No need for local law enforcement to have shit like that.

    You want to play army and soon you'll be acting like the army.
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    My dad let me see Aliens when I was around four or five, also pretty much any sci-fi or horror movie he wanted to see. My dad didn’t give two fucks about appropriate material for children. It gave me nightmares, but eventually gave me an interesting taste in movies. I also saw Barbarella so young that I had very weird memories of it and just being utterly confused by the people in rocks and the blind angel, I thought it was a weird fever dream until I saw it again as an adult. I’m still pretty confused by it, but I assumed lots of drugs were involved. Also they were French.
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    Federal Farmer I’m Scott Malkenson and I have Diabetes

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    This is the fundamental problem with police in this country, we are not citizens, we are insurgents.
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    I’m more interested in the cold case for your dick. What was the last time and place you saw it. Perhaps we can solve this mystery and bring some closure.
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    BULLSHIT! You haven't had medical exams since 1984?
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    only one penis? By wordforge standards you are a freak of nature. :lol:
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    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    @Dayton3 an hour after he and his wife get back from a date at the local waffle house:
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    But how is it that Trump is making America great by copying other countries? He could have come up with something entirely new and more creative and inclusive to celebrate.
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