Whelp. Fuck. Best case scenario I get a new set of titties to play with...

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    When breastfeeding my youngest, now 5, Anne noticed a lump. Went and got it checked out but didn’t really seem like much so was told to just monitor it.

    Fast forward to last October and they noticed that it was bigger and painful when poked/squeezed. Called the mammogram place but since this is the greatest healthcare in the world (tm) was told that they would need another referral. Jump through all the hoops, mammogram was inconclusive (breasts too dense) however the Dr. said ‘it doesn’t look good’ and that there were now four spots.

    Biopsy last week. Got the news just now.

    New Titties beats Single Dad hands down so I’m hoping for the best. Who fucking knows when we’ll know though. :sigh:
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  2. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    If you noticed I have been a bit snappy lately, now ya know.
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  3. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

    We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse Probably a Dual

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    No idea what rep icon to use for that, so I went with "love".

    Thinking good thoughts for you and yours.
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  4. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Was going for love but that was taken.

    You have been short with G lately.
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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Is there a max size insurance will cover? Think you can slip the surgeon a little under the table to plus up a bit more? :diacanu:
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  6. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Good luck to both of you. I know the treatment is a bitch, and the waiting is even more of a bitch, if such a thing is possible.

    For whatever it's worth, I know a lot of women who went through it at a similarly young age and have been cancer-free for years now, and I'm sure the treatments have only gotten better since then. (And your ability to make gallows jokes about it will come in handy for keeping your sanity in one piece...)
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  7. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    I hope everything works out. Good luck to you both.
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  8. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Hoping for the best, brother.
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  9. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Best of luck to both of you. It's gonna take both of you to get through this. I'm sure everyone here will be sending good thoughts your way. :salute:
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  10. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I'm glad y'all caught it when you did. Do your own due diligence with the doctors and programs. Both of you can get through this.
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  11. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Fucking hell, sorry to hear it man.

    Luckily sounds like it was caught early, and medicine is getting pretty good with it nowadays.
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  12. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    We're rooting for you. Stay strong!
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  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    size shouldn't be the issue - whether they match each other is the most important thing.
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  14. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    In nature they don't match. Your lack of experience and observation is telling.

    Do you want realism or Barby?
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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I was very confused by the ordering of this sentence, and for a brief moment I thought you were breastfeeding your kid and that your wife noticed a lump on you.

    I need more coffee...

    But I'm glad they caught this early enough.
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    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    True that in nature they don't match exactly, but they are pretty darn close to the same.
  17. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    In the spirit of red room irreverence...my experience with new titties has been... satisfying :)
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  18. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    If I were to be blessed with waking up and having natural titties you would have to pry them out of my cold dead hands. I cannot imagine I would be OK with breast cancer in the slightest. Especially any diagnosis that came from a man. There would just be that anger and WTF in me that would probably cause me to grab his stick and balls and squeeze until they pop for being so casual about the situation, even if he was being extremely sympathetic and nice.

    I would probably be on my way to god to stick a cute boot up his evil ass. You probably should kill me at that point being I would be ready to take a few people with me. That would probably trigger full demon mode and a lack of any caring for any living thing, except for maybe my children which I would not be able to birth myself because of not having a uterus, so it would be all around terrible.

    My condolences. I cannot even imagine the news and how it would effect someone.
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  20. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    shirt potatoes? :lol: Pure genius right there.
    BTW what is it called when a German woman goes braless? Titzafloppen :yes:
  21. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Come to think of it though - would they actually be *NEW* titties... or just refurbished?
  22. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    I'll be hoping for the best. I have a friend who has been surviving stage 4 breast cancer for a couple years now.
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  23. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    All the best!
  24. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    It's the ship of Theseus debate all over again.
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