Who wants a French taco?

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  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, shit, this is some Urban Dictionary thing that means puking French onion soup onto a chick's snizz, isn't it?
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    Spaceturkey Captain Christmas Dinner

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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Didn't you used to be the guy who posted Zeta Reticulan porno fanart?
    You don't get to be a prude.
    Go to sleep.
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    There’s a local French woman who’s taco I’d eat so, yeah.
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    That actually looks pretty good. It's more like a panini though.
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    I am pretty sure this has already been done and probably deep fried at some American state fair.
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  11. BizarroEnt

    BizarroEnt Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    If it exists or will exist, someone has already deep fried it. There's a stand somewhere selling deep fried alien meat for $6.
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  12. Captain X

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    I like the fry bread version better, personally.
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  14. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    That's a fucking panini, not a taco.

    Like most French cuisine, they again stole from the Italians.
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  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey Captain Christmas Dinner

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    Confused here?
    I've always known bannock to be frybread... is there a distinction? Like pan vs deep fry or something?
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    A currywurst is a germsn sausage, spicy sauce and fries. Nothing like a french taco
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    Nah, it's a Crunchwrap Supreme without the lettuce and tomatoes.

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    yeah as soon as I heard "French Taco" I figured it was some sex phrase, though perhaps not as graphic as your idea. :yuck:
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    Not really. No one says shit about Taco Bell and it's an actual insult to Hispanic people.
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    Yeah, not a taco.

    And I'd wager that there's already something like this being sold at some state or county fair in the US. :lol:
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    Quest Did you bring your handcuffs? Staff Member Administrator

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    Thanks for the idea! I decided to make my own version of this. Not sure how authentic it was, but I liked it. :)
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  23. Elwood

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    Put kale and/or avocado on it and people in San Diego would buy it by the container ship load.

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  24. tafkats

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    Nah, insulting is this:

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    Is this about French pussy? If so, yes.
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    It's deep fried. I've only ever known these lovely fluffy fried bits of flour to be frybread.

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    Yeah, I know. It's a street food created by an immigrant who had a bunch of left-over curry. The reason I'm reminded of it is the mixing of cultures to create something new and tasty which it represents.
  29. Chad Kardashian

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    please NSFW that
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  30. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Now that's a taco
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