Discussion in 'The Archive' started by Sean the Puritan, Mar 29, 2004.
Re: U.S. Congress passes law to create new $1 coin
Re: Kyle goes after his girl...
Re: Do you believe in the Devil/Satan ?
Diacanu decides to off himself after having enough of debating postmodernism...
*Goes to heaven*
D- Ha haaa!! Awesome! I'll be a board legend!!
God- Oh, hey.
D- Ah, so you do exist.
Nietzse- No one was more surprised than me.
D- Oh hey, can you hook me up with some of your mojo so I can finally impress people at parties?
N- You don't want it. I went insane and whipped a stable boy and cried like a baby at the end, remember?
D- Right, right. ....so, what's a prick like you doing here anyway?
N- Y'got me. Hitler's here too. And some of the popes. Turns out it's all a meaningless vortex of madness after all.
G- Yeah, sorry about that. I think I'll have it ironed out with the next universe. If not, 3rd time's the charm.
D- I had a feeling...
G- Oh, and you're not due here until a couple years.
D- Just a couple?
G- That thing on your chest? Not a harmless fatty growth after all.
D- Fuckin quack poor people's doctor. Knew it. Ah, well.
G- *Pulls lever*
*Reappears on Earth a second before pulling the trigger*
Now that's a fart.
Re: NHL and NHLPA reach tentative deal
Re: Right Up Our Alley!
(Storm says each state should decide for itself whether to legalize abortion...)
On a related note...
Re: In Wordforge's Opinion...
[Note--thread title NZR refers to was "Could You Fall in Love with a Liberal". Also changed Chris's original italics to bold so it'd show up]
Re: Neo-Cons the ultimate race baters.
MEWA HATES WHITEY.
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