".........you might be a redneck."

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    And we expect nothing less from the state that brings us "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?" This is awesome!

    Well, as long he doesn't take his trophy he bagged to the butcher to get it processed for consumption, he won't get in too much trouble I guess.

    http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/c...friend-hood-suv-drives-down-i-85?v=1348212314

    ATLANTA -- According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, a Gwinnett County man was arrested Tuesday after allegedly putting his girlfriend on the hood of his SUV and ignoring her screams as he drove on I-85.
    Man puts girlfriend on hood of SUV, drives down I-85
    September 21, 2012 7:25 AM EDT
    Channel 2 Action News reported other drivers are credited with helping her to safety. Some called 911, others took pictures of the woman’s ordeal and then motorists surrounded the SUV until the driver was forced to pull over.
    “We start motioning to each other, like can you believes this,” Adam Marlatt, a witness, told Channel 2.
    The SUV finally stopped and officers quickly arrived and arrested the driver, Jonathon Lozano Salas. The woman, whose name was not released, was not seriously injured.
    Salas, 29, of Lawrenceville, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless conduct and simple battery. He was booked into the Gwinnett County jail, where he remained Thursday night without bond.

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  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Need pictures!!!
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Yes, they said people were taking pictures so you know they are on the internet already. I'm going to research them!
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Speaking of rednecks.
    My grand-nephew in South Carolina shot a deer the other day and put a trophy photo up on Facebook. The most literate of his friends' comments was:

    :facepalm:

    And Mom keeps asking me why I don't move down there by her.
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "It was like watching an episode of Cops!"
    There's nothing in life that doesn't make you think of a TV show. :jayzus: