Your biggest celebrity/actor/actress/etc. crush?

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Mine has to be Judy Greer... I don't think I've ever seen her in anything where I haven't liked her in. She just has something to her that totally appeals to me, sort of the cute/hot yet sexy/nerdy and fun girl, and throw in how she sounds when she talks, she could totally talk me into doing the dumbest shit possible. And if anything, she's gotten even more attractive as she'd gotten older.



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    Mel Gibson.
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  3. Amaris

    Amaris Princess of Love

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    Just one?
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    I had a thing for that blonde from Gossip Girl.
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    Right now? Scarlett Johansson. I fell in love with her in Lost In Translation. :wub: I can relate to that movie in a lot of other ways, but...that girl. :drool:

    Halle Berry still puts the lead in my pencil, though not as much as she did when she was younger.

    I don't know if porn stars count as celebrities, but actress and DJ Darcie Dolce is smoking hot. :soma:
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  7. Amaris

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    Well, since @shootER did it, I'm going to list several celebrity crushes because, like Lay's potato chips, I can't have only one.

    I have to start with my long-time crush Natalie Portman. ♥

    Kate McKinnon, of course, even though I realize the feeling could never be mutual.

    I don't know if you'd call him a celebrity, but Justin Trudeau, Canada's Prime Minister, has certainly been getting my attention as of late. He's like a sexy librarian who is also a sexy Prime Minister. I expect him to rescue a bunch of kittens out of a tree where on the way back down an errant tree branch rips off his shirt Captain Kirk style. It's kind of odd, but I like it.

    If we are including porn stars, and I don't see why not, Asia Carrera is just super hot. Not only because she is sexy as hell, but also because she's incredibly smart, and is a computer geek. ♥ ♥ ♥
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    Taylor Swift. I'd do her in every possible way.
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  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I've always found "celebrity crushes" not really my think because I tend to go for women who are unconventionally attractive.

    For instance, I am particularly fond of Maya Rudolph...
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    ...who isn't generally considered to be up there with conventional movie stunners.

    I also like Mohzan Marno who was in House of Cards...

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    ...and Jamie Lynn Sigler....

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    ...but can't think of any others at the moment.
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    I liked Clara Bow.
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    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Eva Mendes. If you've seen the Eva Mendes Sex Tape you'll see why.
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    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I met her about 2 years ago. She's hideous without makeup. That's a girl who needs a burger.
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    Michelle Rodriguez

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    Maggie Lawson (Juliet O'Hara from Psych)

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    Cristina Scabbia (Vocalist of Lacuna Coil)

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    I narrowed it down to three, and I refuse to be more decisive than that. Celebrity crushes fluctuate rapidly for me, but these three are pretty consistent. If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to pick one, I'd say Rodriguez, but that's just right now and could change.
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    I don't know, all I can think as far as today goes is Scrlet Johanson and Jennifer Lawrence. John mentioned Natalie Portman. I guess I could add Drew Berrymore and Carmen Diaz in the mid-late 90s/ early 00's. I always had a thing for Gates McFadden and Kathy Ireland. One of my biggest one's was Madeline Stowe, not only is she in one of my top two all time favorite movies (Last of the Mohichans), but she is an incredible actress. Oh and last, but not least Terri Hatcher. There's others, but those are the ones that stand out the most.
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    When you run out of possibilities I have some ideas I could try out on her!

    Seriously though there are so many celebs I would be hard press to narrow it down to a few dozen. That said if I had to choose one it would be Kari Byron from MythBusters - she's the full package of beauty, brains, and sense of humor. And if I were a woman or gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) it would be a no-brainer : Jeff Goldblum. How the fuck is he not on People Magazine sexiest men list is beyond me. Somebody explain that to me!
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    Me likes the red hair.
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    Good choice Rusty! And good point on getting better with age. These days (or maybe there always were) a lot of ladies who look sexier by the year. Penelope Cruz, Sarah Silverman, Rashida Jones, Tina Fey, etc.etc.
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    I also want to add Wynona Ryder and Marisa Tomei and Julliette Lewis.
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    Good call! Yes indeed as for Winona I'd "Ryder" all day long and twice on Sunday!
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    Tuttle Khaaaaaaaaaaann !!!

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    One of the hottest 'famous' women in their 50s around, she's been introducing the "Essentials" on TCM in place of Osborne on Fri/Sat nights and she is still quite the beauty even as a woman older than me.

    At least you didn't pick dogs like the chupm (rhymes with trump because they're so alike).

    My pick is Bar Refaeli the hottie jew babe from Israel. Yowza ! a.jpg
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    Wow, if this is a reference to me you really need to try harder, although I must admit to being curious as to why you think I'm like Trump.

    Funny, because you just said Israeli girls are dogs.... ;)
  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Currently, Katheryn Winnick - Lagerth on Vikings. Very possibly the most beautiful face I've ever seen.
    And if you mess with her, she WILL send you to Valhalla!

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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    And.. other two faves at the moment are Eliza Dushku and Mila Kunis
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    Yes, this.

    She could be my shield maiden any night she wants.
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    Agree that Vikings woman is awesome! I've never seen in her in anything else, or maybe didn't recognize her.
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    A few more I have to list:

    Kim Petras, of course, because she's adorable, and has a wonderful voice. ♥
    Alyssa Milano, who has been my crush since I was 9.
    Benedict Cumberbatch, because Benedict Cumberbatch.
    Lady Gaga because she is absurdly talented, and is a staunch ally for LGBT rights.
    Lena Hall, because she has recently endeared herself to me, and because her voice is awesome. ♥ ♥ ♥
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Did Jesus give you permission to watch that tape, or is all your :soholy: as fake as it appears to be?
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Poor @Soma ...reduced to taking Flashy's sloppy seconds.


    See? :loltears: He can't help himself.
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  30. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Alyssa Milano!! Yes.
    Valerie Bertnelli, definitely.