Zen thoughts...

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Marso, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    A day without sunshine is like, night.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

    Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

    If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

    Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    :marso:
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  2. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    The speed of dark is whatever it wants to be.

    Only fools like light require an actual speed.

    :)
  3. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    Change is not inevitable from vending machines. :(
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  4. Sunshine

    Sunshine Little Miss

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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

    The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

    The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

    There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    You can't have everything.
    Where would you put it?
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  6. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
  7. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    No matter where you go, there you are. :unsure:
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    It's a small world....but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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  9. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Words to live by: No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit.
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  10. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    We're all naked underneath our clothes.

    When humanity is gone there will still be roadkill.