Why Would Anyone Want To Listen To KIRK1ADM?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Black Dove, Jan 21, 2008.

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Why Would Anyone Want To Listen To KIRK1ADM?

  1. You are bored with the reruns of The Andy Griffith Show.

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  2. You're suffering from a severe concussion and it suddenly sounds like a grand idea.

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  3. You're a sucker for self-abuse.

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  4. You're waiting patiently for Garamet to show up and watch the sparks start to fly.

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  5. It's like a traffic accident - you feel guilty but you can't help yourself.

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  1. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Seriously, why would any self-respecting individual want to listen to KIRK1ADM?
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Kirk is a smart guy, that's why. :)
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    If y'all are expecting any fireworks from me, you'll be disappointed this time around. By now I can recite all of his standard comebacks by heart.

    The interesting thing, though, is that last night in TNZ he actually posted a photo of himself, and managed to be fairly civil for the next little while. By this morning, however, he was back to his predictable self. :jayzus:
  4. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    I wouldn't know. Why would you or anyone else want to listen to me? Do you hear my voice coming out of your computer speakers often? Just out of curiosity of course.
  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You can still correct his grammar for him, from time to time.

    You still have that good ol' fall back, don't you? :unsure:
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Nah. He's kind of like Baba. When he wants to, he can be quite coherent.

    If I were to do anything at this point, I'd point out the irony of his post above yours, but I'm not so inclined...
  7. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Can you just shut up? You're the most annoying whore of a woman I have ever met.
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  8. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    I have trouble believing that you've met more than one or two women.
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Who are you again?
  10. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    A guy who likes to chat anonymously on the internet.
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    While simultaneously attempting to silence anyone who scares him.
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  12. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    You don't scare me. You annoy me. You annoy everyone here. You annoy 80% of people in TNZ. You suck. Go away.
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Prove it.
  14. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    As far as I'm concerned, his arguments as well as his grammar are a hell of alot more interesting and engaging that what I'm seeing from you.

    You've become that 'I hate religion' guy and not much more.

    So why would we want to listen to you?
  15. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    You just did.
  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So you're "everyone," are ya, Dwight? :itsokay:
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  17. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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  18. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Fuck the heck? What kind of logic is that??

    *looks at last poster in quote pyramid*

    Never mind.
  19. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I believe it says a lot about your mindset that a woman you don't like instantly becomes a whore.
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  20. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    I find it interesting that the usual suspects have turned what was intended to be an amusing parody thread into something like this:

    :thelurker:
  21. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Oh, I think there's quite a few folks here who have that opinion of garamet....
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