Ronald McDonald must go!

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    The Nanny State marches on! :bang:
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  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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  3. 14thDoctor

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    The article you posted seems to suggest this push is coming from outside the government.
  4. Caboose

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    Anyone surprised they're out of Chicago? :marathon:
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  5. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    It's ok -- Elwood got him

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  6. Uncle Albert

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    On kids?!? Oh, NO!

    If only there were some kind of adult figure who's responsibility it was to compensate for a child's lack of experience and good judgement.
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  7. Clyde

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    Really, that's the goal of the coalition? Getting Ronald McDonald to retire? I claim bullshit.

    Sure calling for Ronald McDonald to retire seems innocuous at first but it won't end there. Next Hamburglar will be sent to rehab, term limits will force Mayor McCheese to step down, and what will become of Grimace? Making shakes is all he knows.

    :(
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  8. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Another way that our country has come up with to punish success.

    And it's not the kids who make the decision on their food choices...it's their parents! If the parents are too stupid to feed their children healthy food instead of cheap fattening crap, how is that McDonald's fault?
  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Well, McDonalds is going to need to tell this coalition of Grundys to fuck off. I don't think they need to worry about a boycott, either. I likes me the occasional Big Mac.
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  10. Caboose

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    Looks like I need to take up the slack for the boycotters as well. :yes:
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Been a LONG time since I subjected myself to McDonald's. Perhaps this would make it a worthy cause....
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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Surely Mayor McCheese is worse than RM? I mean the guy's a fucking walking hamburger!!!
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    This idea was actually hatched by the Burger King himself.
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  14. Caboose

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    Leave it to the Dems to let the Hamburglar run around scott free and try to incarcerate Ronald. :lol:
  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Goddamnit! I miss Joe Camel! Even though I don't smoke, I enjoyed Joe Camel schwag. Spuds Mackenzie needs to bite these people on the ass.
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  17. Zombie

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    I hope the homeless Ronald stays up north and doesn't come down here to my jail.
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  18. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Note to Corporate Accountability International: please fuck off and die in a raging fire.


    I've changed my lunch plans: I'm going to go have a Big Mac to show solidarity with the clown.
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    Indeed. I'm going to lunch right now, and shall have a Big Mac meal to support the effort.
  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I don't eat at McDonalds or Burger King very often. I generally can't stand their burgers.

    I usually look for a little Mom and Pop restaurant for a good, old-fashioned hamburger. :techman:
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    I missed the part where any government was involved in this.
  23. Tamar Garish

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    I'd like to see this survey, because I highly doubt most Americans want to see an icon they grew up with and harkens back to their childhood fired and tossed aside because some parents fucking refuse to do their job.

    It must be worded in a very interesting way, or the population surveyed was heavily biased towards what they wanted to get this result.
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    Him and zombie Dave Thomas. :bergman:
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  25. Tamar Garish

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  26. Paladin

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    Had a Big Mac today, and it was everything I remembered.

    Maybe I'll have one next week, too.

    Thanks, Corporate Accountability International, for reminding me how much I like McDonalds...
  27. Captain X

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    Think about this: how would this or any other group force a business to retire something like this? How was Camel forced to give up Joe Camel? It wasn't from people boycotting the cigarettes, that's for sure. This group can try to talk people into boycotting McDonalds all they want, but that isn't going to really put any more noticeable pressure on them than say PETA protesting them. If this group is to get its way, it will require government intervention.
  28. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    The next big nanny state intrusion is going to be food. Now that we have government thoroughly involved in our health care, they're going to want some input on any decisions we might make concerning our health, namely what we eat.
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  29. Zombie

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    They've already started. In New York they are now trying to ban salt in restaurants. If you want salt you have to put it on the meal.
  30. Tamar Garish

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    You know what they want is a completely electronic monetary system, your whole life tied to a system identification number so every activity, food and object you buy can be monitored, taxed and effect your universal healthcare contributions. :jayzus: