Scientist determine that southerners are the dumbest, that they're the poorest, that they're the fattest, that they die the youngest, that they're the least entrepreneurial, that they're the sickest, that they're the most violent and most likely to die violent deaths, that they are the lowest in intelligence, that they know the least history, that they know the least economics, that they know the least, well, everything and yet those southern retards try to pretend they aren't shit stains of humanity. It's time for the south to accept what it is and that is the shit stain on the drawers of humanity. Fuck you, you arrogant yet stupid southern fucks.
No, but I can conclusively say southern white people are so fucking stupid they drive me to a tizzy. You dumb fucks can't even add two plus two. I mean you have to be the dumbest mother fuckers on earth.
BTW Southerners are fucking welfare queens. They bitch about California and NYC, you talk about "your money", and yet you worthless fat pieces of shit do nothing but suck up tax money from better states. States like California. You're all a bunch of leaches, you don't net pay shit, you steal from real states and then try to pretend you aren't complete shit holes even tough no one misunderstands. Everyone knows the south is an uncultured shithole just like everyone understands you suck up the tax dollars of better states even as you make lame comments about "your tax money". You dumb fucks haven't net paid taxes since the civil war, you welfare queens.
The South is the very epitome of a backwards, regressive pig-fucking theocratic cesspool. They're Saudi Arabia, writ Christian.
Let's talk about a recent event. The Olbermen show, which I don't even watch, spoke about the Dreyfus Affair which I absolutely remember being taught since I lived in a nonshithole state yet there were tons of ignorant stupid Southerners who said they had never heard of the world's most famous case of anti-semitism. Southerners are just very ignorant people who don't know much about world history or anything else outside of their narrow Wal-mart inspired experience. You people are idiots and worse you are too arrogant to admit you're stupid idiots.
The really hilarious thing is that for all his charges of discrimination and bigotry, he's the one spewing diarrhea at southerners, not the other way around.
Hmm... I'm loathe to fall for this troll, but: Houston Space Flight Center - Texas Marshall Space Flight Center - Alabama Redstone Arsenal - Alabama Kennedy Space Flight Center - Florida Research Triangle Park - North Carolina* Southern Research Institute - Alabama** Oak Ridge National Nuclear Laboratory - Tennessee Auburn University School of Engineering - Alabama*** * - The third largest such park in the world and largest in the United States. ** - Every cancer treatment and medication approved by the FDA in the last 30 years has either come from or passed through that lab. *** - Has produced more real "rocket scientists" than any other school in the western world. Yeah, that's all I feel like typing right now. You may shut the fuck up now.
I've been to Oak Ridge before. It's very nice. Lots of places you can't go without top security clearance (there's one part where they say they gun you down if you approach without clearance), so I mostly was there for a short conference in the buildings near the registration desk.
You want to see a shithole filled with ignorant, backwards people who make the rednecks in Deliverance look like rocket scientists? Visit Endicott New York -- the armpit of the north east. That town is filled with more illiterate, Wal-Mart loving, toothless, redneck Nascar fans than half the states in the South combined. In fact, there are quite a few towns in rural NY state that scare the living shit out of me. I don't know what creeps me out more, the banjo-strumming redneck towns or the all-Hassidic towns.
This thread is Golden. Just reading Oerdin's insults is hilarious. It's like peach pie and ice cream on a hot summer day.
Cedar Point, Ohio had the highest concentration of rednecks I've ever seen in my life. It is the only place I've ever actually seen the family mullet: Father, Mother, little boy, and little girl all with mullets. It was like a unicorn.
Calling a post a troll = just being obstinate in the face of truth. When the post is powerful and filled with truth even if the shit suckers don't like that truth, it is still the truth. The truth is the south is an international laughing stock. Seriously, you're the worst at everything and dependent on government handouts and institutions for even a tiny shred of respect. You people really should just kill yourselves and do the world a favor.
No one's going to take your opinion as gospel just because it happens to be your opinion. In this case, your opinion is mostly vitriolic generalization, exactly the same thing you demonize southerners for. Which makes you a bit of a hypocrite, doesn't it?
Let's hold a poll at a real forum and I bet just about everyone will agree with my statement that the south is a shithole. The truth hurts but it is still the truth. Go back to Waffle House and clean the wrecked cars off your lawn. While you are at it lose 100lbs, you fat bastard. If we out west can be fit and trim then you lazy pieces of shit should get off your asses and stop eating dog shit 24/7.
