So I'm sitting on the back patio, enjoying a delicious Leinenkugel's and grilling some hamburgers. For whatever reason Neil Patrick Harris pops into my head. Gay guy. Played Doogie Howser, MD. Then I got to thinking about Sulu. (Until recently) closeted gay guy. Played a closeted gay officer on "Star Trek". Then I got to thinking, what if Doogie Howser was gay? Furthermore, what if Doogie Howser liked grown men? Doogie Howser was a doctor so clearly, while a prepubescent minor, he was entrusted with making life and death decisions and was certainly capable of informed consent--even though he was, like, 12. However the Law says it is illegal for him to suck some old dude's dick. Conversely, say you've got a 35 year old retarded guy. Say Corky from "Life Goes On"--all grown up. He is clearly less able to give informed consent than our 12 year old Doogie Howser, yet there are those here who would argue that Corky's retarded gay love was appropriate, while Doogie's forbidden man-boy love was illegal--although clearly Doogie is more capable of consenting than Corky is. Meh. I dunno. Talk amongst yourselves.
What is with you and this fascination with young, underage, teenage boys? That's all you've been talking about lately.
It's hard to get enough oxygen in your lungs when you live your life stuffed into the back corner of a closet. Until Volpone comes out to himself as flamboyantly gay he's going to be a very troubled person.
The year I saw NAMBLA listed as one of the organizations that received money from the yearly Combined Federal Campaign (CFC) was the last year I donated a penny to the CFC. For the uninformed, the CFC is an annual 'charity' fund drive conducted across all organs of FedGov service, including the military. Because it's conducted by the government, however, just about any organization out there can hold their hand out for a slice of the proceeds. Once I took notice of the list, I found some of them to be utterly reprehensible. After that, I did all my charity donating to Navy Relief. :usn: This year it's gonna be Toys for Tots! :usmc:
I believe somebody who takes sexual advantage of a severely mentally disabled adult can be prosecuted for it. So, nobody have sex with KIRK1ADM.
Having sex with KIRK1ADM isn't taking sexual advantage of him. There's no advantage to anyone in having sex with K1A. Anyone willing to have sex with K1A is certainly both even more mentally deficient than K1A is and entirely nonexistent.
Wait, so you didn't google this one? Well, that at least is a baby step in the right direction... Oh, and you need to get a hobby or a job or something, stat! Edit: And the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-A-likes is not amused.
Yeah, I have to say -- you're just about obvious here. You're running a race for the "muffled flame" award with Kirk, Uncle Albert and Muad -- although I'm pretty sure it's pure trolling in Muad's case. Kirk and UA, though, start flying a rainbow flag and dancing every time an Apple product is mentioned -- which proves only that they're willing, ready and able to throw up a rainbow flag and dance at a moment's notice.
