Sokar Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Sokar, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    I don't want to see politically incorrect with my hot bitches thread, so here's one for our members that prefer men instead.

    Take it away, Mikey!

    :clap:
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  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    :repwhine:
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  3. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    Cool story, bro.
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  4. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    [yt=Sokar debuts his new wig]CQpx1wAO4ag[/yt]
  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Edited to reflect reality.

    Keep that racist shit out of the thread titles, Sokar.
  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    What Mod changed this thread title?
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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  8. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    so does this mean Sokar takes it up the ass, or is simply exploring the options left him?
  9. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    No.
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  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    If anyone would know firsthand, I guess you would Apostle.
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Then I guess no one knows firsthand, Spaceturkey.
  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Which brings us back to the original point of Sokie's need to tell us how much pussy he gets and what really motivated him to make a beefcake thread yet transfer the motive elsewhere.

    Let's face it-Tubby bald racist guy likely craves the cock.
  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The Papal "we"?
  14. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    A recurring motif in your posting is you accusing other people of being gay. You do it so often, I can't help but wonder if you want other men to be gay.

    And since you're a man, that would be weird... unless you want them to be gay with you.

    But maybe you're just weird.
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  15. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    Tamar, why did you change the thread title?
  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    To blackmail you into leaving.

    Take a hint.

    :D
  17. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    You used an a before a word that starts with a vowel. :blackmail:

    You know my weak points. Please, what does it take to make you stop?
  18. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Because extremely racist titles get edited for the sake of people on public machines and at work.
  19. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    I would have gathered that, if it hadn't been changed to "Sokar."
  20. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    As soon as I saw "Hot Beefcake Thread" I knew apostle83 would be posting a lot in it.
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  21. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Maybe not. Tubby bald racist guy is also a flaming misogynist who can't talk about or to a woman without everyone who can hear wanting to kick him in the nuts. The only way he could ever get pussy is by adopting a cat. He could just be turning to the cock because he has no chance to ever get the pussy.
  22. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Erm, so racist words are not acceptable in thread titles, but ok in posts? They still expose people to those words while at work.

    The AllSparks message board has software that'll change swear words to other words. The members can turn it on and off in the usercp. Maybe we should think about getting that installed if this site is gonna get people in trouble.
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I thought Borgs had that hack in already.
    Remember, he used it on Baba once.
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  24. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Kikey Mikey Presents: The Hot Beefcake Thread

    It was changed to Sokar because he wrote it, not for any nefarious reasons. :jayzus:
  25. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    actually, it's just you and Sokie...
    Oh, and your reversal fails for trying to riff the exact same observation re: Cock Sukar->Mike.

    Although, I'm also working off of the widely held wisdom that those who claim to get a that much pussy are either virgins or queer. More often the latter.

    You gotten the mrs to do shibari yet?

    'cause puddin', you wouldn't even wanna know about my kinks.
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  26. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Yes, but the large bold titles are easily seen further away...someone would have to be close to see the offensive words in a regular post and it's easier for the poster to get rid of it before they are caught.

    We've been doing this with Tasvir's titles for awhile now.

    Probably worth looking into...Lanz? O2C?
  27. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Better not tell him about red wings.... :calli:
  28. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Not. While. I. Own. Wordforge.

    I fucking HATE that shit.
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  29. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Bah-anyone who can't work around something as simple as menstruation is doing it wrong to begin with.
  30. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Even if it's controllable by the individual so only their experience is censored? I understand board-wide censoring being banned, but if it was an individual option I don't get the problem?