****GAY SEX**** with Uncle Albert

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Fisherman's Worf, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    What would it be like? :chris:


    Probably lots of yelling and :ua: tailgating.
  2. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    You are a slandering insolent piece of scum.
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  4. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    It's NOT fucking slander.
  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    :techman: Yes, probably a lot of dumb shit coming out of his butthole.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You are insecure.
  8. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Grow the fuck up. :jayzus:

    Going out of your way hoping to get someone in trouble at work is a dick move, regardless of whether it's in the rules or not.
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  9. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Well, Timmy is a class act. :rolleyes:
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  10. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    :sigh:
    We've been over this a million times on this forum. If you browse in the Red Room with signatures and avatars on at work, you're being stupid and deserve whatever punishment you get.
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Also, I do not think a show with this title would get good ratings.
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  12. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    That is not the issue here. UA didn't appreciate the "Gay Sex" title in Black Dove's thread, and said so. So Timmy is deliberately trying to cause him trouble at work by starting a thread with that in the title, making it as big and obvious as possible. (UA is specifically allowed to surf on the 'net at work, when he is not needed with the work he does.) Turning off avs and sigs will make no difference.

    This thread shows that Timmy can be just about as much of a troll as quite a number of others here. These are not people who are here to discuss, but just wanting to cause trouble.

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  13. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    So the moment the thread pops up, quit bitching and put him on ignore. :shrug:

    Edit: Oh god that doesn't work :shock:

    TIMMY YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK
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  14. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Yeah, while the end results might be the same either way, intent is important for considering how react to the individual.
  15. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    There was a time when "gay sex" would have meant "happy sex". :sigh:
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  16. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    For lots of people it still does! :fun:
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  17. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    If UA got a nice phone, he could browse WF from there and not worry about work looking at it :P

    /cheaptroll
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  18. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Doesn't even need to be a phone, something like an iPad could work nicely while he's tucked away in his office!
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  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Alternatively, he might consider actually *working* at work, since he's a principal proponent of the dictum that "an employer can set whatever rules he wants." :shrug:
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  20. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    And here I worried that Timmy might have changed from his Lonaf days... :calli:
  21. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Did you miss the part where his work allows internet browsing when work load allows?
  22. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    As as already been pointed out not all jobs require working non-stop. There is down time now and then.
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  23. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    It's funny I see people fussing over the title "Gay Sex" but you all didn't work yourself into a lather over titles with the n-word in it.
  24. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Being black is cool, and something you're born with.

    Completely unlike being gay.
  25. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    So what about gay black people?
  26. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    They are uncool cool people.
  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    True. But it's the second part that's key. UA's always among the first to lecture us about how "an employer can do whatever he fucking well pleases!!11"...until it affects his entertainment quotient.
  28. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Fuck UA's employers. If they didn't want him to be going to sites that discuss gay sex, they'd put stronger filters on their internet access.
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  29. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    his mouth, usually.
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  30. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    you mean back when homos were still sodomites, perverts, and abominations before god?