What Are Some Common Experiences You Haven't Gone Thru Yet?

I had a conversation with a friend who recently had to cancel a road trip with a bunch of us. His excuse: a broken tooth while eating a chicken bone. This got us talking about cavities, and how he thinks toothaches are some of the worst sort of pain imaginable.

I told him that I have never had a cavity before. So it got me thinking, what are some of the other things most people have experienced, that you have yet to experience?

For myself, one is having a cavity, the second is intercourse with a white chick. The third is going to Vegas. The fourth, probably going to a pro football game.

What about you?

First, does your friend have children?

If so, has he shared this view with his wife?

...To get back on topic, I never knew where to buy weed as a kid. In California, of all places. Really wished I'd toked some, all things considered.

Seriously? Didn't you grow up in Vallejo, or something like that? Aren't drugs of all kinds rather plentiful there? Or go to SF, and walk through Golden Gate Park for 10 minutes.

Never had an overnight stay in a hospital. Haven't visited Sydney yet and never voted.

It's all but legal in California nowadays. Just get yourself a prescription (everyone qualifies) and you can have it delivered to your home.

The first two aren't surprising but what's the deal with not voting? Is it as pointless as voting in the US?

Vacaville, actually.

But I rarely had an extra 20 bucks, and the one job I had in high school I only kept for four months, so even if I had been interested, I never had any reason to window shop

I was just there last July, and only after we pulled out a day later did I think "Fuck, I should've met up with Bailey!"

But Sydney is expensive as fuck, even to the New Yorkers on my ship. We saw 11 dollar boxes of Lucky Charms, 22 dollar AA batteries at the Sydney Aquarium and the cheapest McDonalds item was 2 bucks.

You've never had sex with a white chick?

She's in the military. Even if it were completely legalized in the civilian world, she wouldn't be allowed to partake.

I was addressing Anna's inability to find marijuana in California, now it's as easy as ordering a pizza.

Yet you bring up an interesting tangent. What other legal products are currently prohibited in the military?

I've never had a broken bone.

I've never eaten a corn dog.

And I've never seen Cameron's Titanic movie.

Never had surgery of any kind.

Never seen E.T., although its currently on my DVR for the kids.

Never had sex with a black chick (I've heard that you'll never go back)

Isn't voting compulsory over there?



Never seen Titanic either.
Never had a kid.
Never been divorced.
Never had a new car (related, never had car loan).

Just never been able to vote, only got my Australian citizenship last year.


Anna, you should have visited a few years ago, it isn't do much tha things are expensive here as that the US dollar is worth bugger all anymore.

I've never had a toothache.

I don't have kids, and quite frankly I couldn't be more grateful.

I've never been out of North America. I would like to travel the world someday.

I've never passed a kidney stone.

Never lived in a basement.

Never died.

I still have my tonsils.

Never ridden a motorcycle.

Never been in love.

Never been able to do a cartwheel.

Never killed anyone (with my bare hands anyway).

Never danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight.

Never had a cavity or dental work of any kind beyond routine checkup/cleaning. No surgery of any kind. Still have my tonsils and appendix. Never a broken bone. No prolonged hospital stays.

Never learned how to ride a bike, believe it or not. I think I'll buy a beater and learn this summer.

Never looked a gift horse in the mouth.

Never used an ATM, don't even have a card.
Still haven't learned to tie a necktie and plan to never do so.
Haven't killed anybody.
Never did the laundry.
Never had children.
Thus, never changed a diaper.

How the fuck do you function without going to an ATM or washing your clothes?

The irony is killing me.

Really? I woulda thought the choking force of your sphincter stretched around your neck would be what does you in.