Second Dark Knight Rises killing spree possibly stopped in Ohio

Note to self: cancel planned home invasion at the Flows.

 

Are you seriously asking how a gun could be of any use if you don't have access to it?

Um....it can't.

 

*Inside of head makes hardrive clicking noises*

I see....now, give me a floor plan of your house.

...I...*clickety*...like it so much, I want to build a duplicate...

 

But, um, surely the general direction of just about every pro-gun person on here is protection.

I mean, what the fuck is the point of it unless you carrey it at all times?

 

Isn't about normal. Is this post meant to indicate that you have a weapon at hand every second of the day?

Also, on a totally different question, how come the crime is so bad in your town?

 

I'm pretty sure the general direction is not protection against ninjas that just appear in your bathroom with a puff of smoke while you're taking a shit.

 

Goddamned Shitter Ninjas. Them's some sneaky little bastards.

 

*clickety*...*clickety*.....(calls up mental notepad file)..(adds smoke pellets to shopping list)...

 

But there is a good chance these ninjas will attack you while you are watching Wheel of Fortune?

 

Meth heads.

For the relatively small percentage of the day that a gun is not on hand the probability of shit happening without one or both of us being able to protect ourselves is small. .....well if I remember to carry.

I can't carry as much as I teach and can not legally carry at that time; therefore I get out of the habit.

 

None of it's normal to me.

Doesn't mean it's not normal to you.

 

Wait, so young women need to carry guns all the time as well?

I'm sorry, but your country has become a fucking joke. Don't you people see how absurd this it?

When was the last time anyone on WF, or anyone you know, actually used one of these guns?

 

You may go your whole life and never need a gun. In fact, that would be ideal.

A gun is there for that one time you do need it because not having it means your life is over.

 

It ain't really, but the response to that crime is a bit far, and I've never cared for em much.

I so want a Longmire style cowboy sheriff.

 

I've carried a gun in quasi anger one time in my life. Ya know what I did? Called the useless sheriff and told him to get to where I was, ASAP.

Why would I want to be forced to shoot someone?

 

I never never needed a gun, nor have any of my compatriots, despute whatever disingenuous stuff me be proomotedin America.

Equally, in every liberal gun ownership country in the EU the same is the case.

Why are you Americans so frightened?

 

I'm not nearly as prepared as the Flows, but I will say this...

If you invade my home, you'd better be able to take me down before I reach my bedroom because if you don't...well, you're going to have big problems.

 

So, in other words, you have never had cause to use any of your mini arsenal?

 

And if you don't reach the bedroom?

 

Seriously. If the U.S. is such a crime free country, then what are you complaining about?

 

Good for you.

 

I've got dogs. They'll let me know if any ninjas are sneaking around with plenty of time to go get a gun, wherever it is.

 

I'm 6'2", 330 pounds, and have a helluva temper. They better bring weapons.

 

Odd point of view that says that the only use for something is for killin, that it's the only enjoyment to be derived.

No wonder the Mum took your guns, ya'll must be a bloodthirsty lot.

 

Now, now, be fair! Usually the old and infirm truly believe the thoughts created by dementia.

 

I ask you again, when as the last time any of you used these guns?

Don't get my wrong. I am not, in principle, against gun ownership,with the proper checks and blanaces before giving a licence, but it's almost childish the way some of you think you need a small arsenal to go and buy a pint of milk.

You are either suckers to media culture, or are totally resistant to the statistics, which tell you that the chances of you needing a firearm at your side while you buy a sackof kitty litteris about 1%.

Remember, I am not a part of the gun issue either way by your political standards. I just need the logic explained to me.

 

I asked you first. If the odds of violent crime happening in the U.S. are so non-existant, then what's all the hubub about?

 

I say again...meth heads?

 

Straw man argument Flow.I expected better from you.

You will note that in none of these gun debates have I made the "guns are only for killing" point.

That would be the bipartisan liberal guffbags in your country.

 

Yeah, I kinda figured that from seeing your avatar.