The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Any particular food I shouldn't be eating when this goes down in one minute?
    The Original Faceman, Sep 28, 2012
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  2. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    It's 5:02 PDT. He failed. :no:
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  3. gul

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    No surprise, Mr. Friday the 29th missed the appointment.
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  4. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    its cumming fuckers
    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Heh heh, he spelled it fuming, heh heh!
    gul, Sep 28, 2012
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  6. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

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    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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  7. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I don't understand.

    You had to wait a week to buy a book to then burn it? Did you need to wait for your mom to give you a ride to the store? I'm really not sure where this is going at all.
    The Original Faceman, Sep 28, 2012
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  8. shootER

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Worst. Troll. Thread. Ever. :bergman:




    Talk about anticipointment. :lol:
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  9. Robotech Master

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    That's it? Thats what keeps you entertained on a Friday night?

    Dude, you need to get laid or something....

    Sad, sad Trek nerds. I pity them.
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  10. gul

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I think he only had a brief opportunity to play with the grill when both parents were going to be out. This is amazingly, even more pathetic than I had expected.
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  11. Diacanu

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Called it.
    Diacanu, Sep 28, 2012
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  12. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    I was expecting a picture of Garamet made out of poo...so this one is slightly more sanitary.
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  13. Diacanu

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    ...:what:...

    KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :mob:
    Diacanu, Sep 28, 2012
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    Based on his posts I'm guessing nerdy teenager with no friends?
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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    So...uh...

    You punished garamet by giving her money buying her book?

    My God, you are an even bigger muppet than I thought and that is a feat indeed!!! :rofl:

    Toolshed.
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  16. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Hold on guys. Give him time. Maybe this is just part one.

    Skrain - what's the punch line? Your losing the audience!
    The Original Faceman, Sep 28, 2012
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  17. Chuck

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    could be worse -- he could have spooged up the grilling thread with this crap
    Chuck, Sep 28, 2012
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    :facepalm: just doesn't cover this.

    We need a new smiley to deal with this epic level of fail.
    We Are Borg, Sep 28, 2012
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    Those shoes are pretty gay, bro. :lol:
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  20. Skrain Dukat

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    hey who changed my thread title?

    had to wait for my wife to be out tonight, cuz she'd wonder what the fuck was wrong with me.
    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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    I dunno, I think :midnightsuicide: covers it pretty well.
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  22. gul

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    Fixed that for you.
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  23. Tamar Garish

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    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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    ....

    :loltears:

    Can we get this thread moved to the Green Room archive? 'Cuz this kind of epic fail needs to be saved for lulz.
    Shirogayne, Sep 28, 2012
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

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    :lol: Was about as pathetic as I was expecting.
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  26. AlphaMan

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    :jayzus:
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    I wish my enemies would hate me by sending me money. :lol:
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  28. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    No shit!!

    Where's my payday, biatches? :aurora:
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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  29. Skrain Dukat

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    Went to half priced books at noon. she's not getting a penny from me.
    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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  30. Tamar Garish

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    Uh-huh.

    Like you'd admit it now. :lol:
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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