The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

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  1. Asyncritus

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    No, he's going to do something all right. Something really awful, that will keep you from sleeping for several nights in a row.

    [?="Look if you dare, but it's pretty scary"]He's going to call you a doo-doo-head! :shock:[/?]

    That will sure put you in your place!

    Asyncritus, Sep 28, 2012
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  2. Fisherman's Worf

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    My loins are literally quivering in anticipation.
    Fisherman's Worf, Sep 28, 2012
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  3. RickDeckard

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    What are the odds that he just doesn't return to the thread? Or the board?
    RickDeckard, Sep 28, 2012
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Given the number of times he's changed his username, I'd say it's likely he'll reinvent himself yet again and hope we won't notice.
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  5. gul

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    We should be so lucky!
    gul, Sep 28, 2012
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  6. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    What's all this, then?
    actormike, Sep 28, 2012
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Yet another in the long, long list of Trolls Who [Soon] Aren't Here Anymore who've taken potshots at me since the day I joined.

    Nothing to see here, really.
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  8. Dr. Krieg

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Who was he before?
    Dr. Krieg, Sep 28, 2012
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Tamar reminded me somewhere upthread that, here at least (and probably at TK as well), he's been Kor and Garm bel Iblis.

    Makes one wonder who he is when he's at home. :chris:
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  10. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    He's a fool.

    There is nothing that can live up to this much hype.

    Even TK, in it's heyday, knew you dropped hints maybe a day in advance, via PM and vague comments that people should check out TK the next day even for big stuff like BR releases.

    You don't hype and brag and strut for a whole week because nothing you do will live up to that kind of lead up.

    It's going to be sad and pathetic...and that is the only reason anyone is interested...they can't wait to watch the epic fail.
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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  11. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Oh its so happening.... I picked it up at lunch.....
    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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  12. Ten Lubak

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Are you going to take a shit on her book and then smear the shit all over yourself?

    I think you should do that.
    Ten Lubak, Sep 28, 2012
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Pretty risky, waiting that close to the deadline. What if you hadn't been able to get it?

    Did you go for the Punctuation app upgrade? Because you could really use that...
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  14. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Pathetic little man


    So...you've got this earth-shattering surprise that will make imaginary dogs eat garamet.

    Don't you think it's time to share? You did promise to post it sooner if you had it.
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    Good point. I'd forgotten about this. And I may not be online for the SHOCKER!!1! at 7 p.m. CST.

    So, Skrain, if you've got it, flaunt it. :bailey:
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  16. Black Dove

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Skrain, put up or shut up. I've been bored since page 1.
    Black Dove, Sep 28, 2012
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pathetic little man

    Skrain seems to have left the building...
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  18. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    :dogs: :garamet:
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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  19. Robotech Master

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    :jdance: :walz: :chickendance:

    :fruit: :salia: :dancingbacon:

    :danceline:
    Robotech Master, Sep 28, 2012
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  20. RickDeckard

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The Big Nothing

    1:58:30 and counting...

    :bigyawn:
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  22. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    You know what the best part is...it seems like whatever he's going to do, he might have paid money to do it.

    You know you've trolled the fuck out of someone if you get them to spend cash on you without even trying.

    Congrats, garamet! :clap:
    Tamar Garish, Sep 28, 2012
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  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    And the best part is, I did it without lifting a finger.

    Also, judging from the number of views, this thread may have increased traffic to the Red Room...so a win for WF as well.

    1:22:57 and counting.

    Bored now. Logging off...

    :bigyawn:
    garamet, Sep 28, 2012
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  24. Damar

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    This Skrain guy reminds me of George Costanza:

    Mr. Ross: "Well, this is the end of Long Island. Where's your house?"
    George: "We, uh, we go on foot from here."
    Mr. Ross: "All right."
    George: "There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no
    Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium."
    Mr. Ross: "We know."
    George: "Then, why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why
    didn't you say something? Why? Why? Why?"
    Mrs. Ross: "We don't like you, George."
    Damar, Sep 28, 2012
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  25. Skrain Dukat

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    41 minutes
    Skrain Dukat, Sep 28, 2012
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  26. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    26 minutes! :tbbs:
    The Original Faceman, Sep 28, 2012
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  27. The Original Faceman

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Hey Skrain. What music would best accompany this reveal? I would like this "experience" to be as cinematic as possible.
    The Original Faceman, Sep 28, 2012
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  28. Chuck

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    Re: Pathetic little man

    A shocker? :polarslam2:
    Chuck, Sep 28, 2012
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  29. Shirogayne

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    Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

    Three minutes.

    tick, tock. :bailey:
    Shirogayne, Sep 28, 2012
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  30. gul

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    2 minutes, he better be on time. I ain't got all day you know.
    gul, Sep 28, 2012
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