The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

Holy Jeebus. That's all you got? I oughtta ban your pathetic ass out of concern for the environment.

Hey Baba. Get in here and smarten up this thread, wouldja?

When trek nerds get laid...

Not that big of a deal unless it;s about what Muadib put in the Snickers bar.

Re: Pathetic little man

well where fuck r u? watchiin SUlu suck off brad altmaN?

Poor baby.

Your "victim" wasn't even interested enough to be here when you did it.

You do realize that was incredibly stupid and pointless, don't you?

LOVE ME CUNT

No, we won't show affection toward the gash in your crotch.

FTFY.

I could never love a guy whose idea of an epic troll is a retarded racial photoshop and a book burning.

Plus, I saw your foot in that picture...tiny feet...tiny...

Dude, what the surgically precise shit? This was it? You made garamet a few dollars richer and then wasted the money? That was your epic trollery? That weak tea was your 'finest hour'? You mincing fucking nancy boy. You lace-cuffed little embarrassment. In my day, I brought destruction to one board at the hands of another while the target continued to sing and then whimper and then sob my praises like naifs. I followed that up by getting this entire board howling for my head on a pike, and I didn't have to waste a cent of my own money to do it.

You... you don't even deserve the honor of being called an amateur for this. You don't even rate scorn. All you get is my pity. The pity of a guy half this board wouldn't piss on to put out a fire in a kerosene soaked nursery full of newborn infants. You smell. You're making me sick. Get out.

It's true...today is the day we discovered the a lower internet lifeform than spambots.

Wow. Just wow.

Well, I learned one thing today: Fluffy's willing to pay up to $9 for a roll of toilet paper.

Words don't describe the epic failure.

First of all, for the first time in the history of Wordforge, this guy managed to start a thread where all the posters supported garamet. That makes this her finest hour.

Then, after hyping it all week about how horrible it was going to be, all he could do was post a pathetically racist picture and burn a book, thus putting himself in a class with the worst category of mind-numbing scum in history.

And he spent a week planning this! Planning how to make garamet popular and himself look so stupid that he doesn't even rate as a good troll, let alone a good poster.

"Pathetic" doesn't begin to cover it...

Come to think of it, one "fail" picture is not enough to cover it. I probably ought to add a few more.

In fact, I think this level of fail almost deserves this one.

Almost.

And why did ConfederateSon actually give him a posrep for that disgrace?

Your shoe looks like something a butch lesbian would wear.

Its worse than that. Remember, Fluffykins didn't announce that he was going to "shock and awe" you in a couple of days. No, no, no, no. It was going to be a week and he would have to pick up the item which would somehow inspire invisible dogs to attack you. This can only mean one thing: Tardbiscuit went to the local bookstore and ordered the book! He couldn't order it from Amazon and have it in a couple of days. So, you think that his mommy wouldn't let him have the credit card?

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Huh?

I'm no grammar Nazi, but that sentence doesn't make the least bit of sense to me.

I hope you didn't spend too much money on that. Of course, you spent money on that, so that means that really, in the end, she has your money and probably doesn't care what you do with the book after that.


:nobrains:

It concerns me that he got this much attention.

It was meant to be a neg rep but I got too excited.

It's much too late to change it now, but do you know that if you make a rep mistake, in the minutes immediately following (if you notice it, of course), you can go to your control panel and delete it? Then you can go back and do it right.

Why am I not surprised.

That's okay, I'll give Strained Dookie a neg to even things out.


Oh...wait.

I did not know that, thx.

It wasn't too late for me to change it for you, ConfederateSon.

Oh, and I think this sums up this thread nicely:

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You're on a rolll. The new thread title is so much better, too.

He had to wait until Friday so he could cash his unemployment check to purchase the book. Probably used.