If I just get out of prison, had a (high capacity) gun to my head, a million dollar offer, and took a triple dose of Viagra I still don't believe I could perform a sex act upon her in any way, shape or form.
I saw the title and thought this might've been about a Sand Beast or something. Should've read the poster name.
i can't imagine how hard it must be for her to even move. i'm glad she is still healthy enough to want sex, much less be able to find a willing partner. every time i see people like this, it makes me more convinced that i want to go into surgery.
The only type of train car should could ever get on (in) would an open top coal car. And if she shifted her weight too fast, this would be the result, taking "cow tipping" to a whole new level.
The picture alone boggles my mind. I see three huge lumps of....pizza dough rising? WTF? Why would there be THREE lumps from an even number of limbs? If two lumps are legs, what is the third lump? If two lumps are two ass cheeks, what is the third lump? Is her suffocated husbands corpse the third lump? Did her gravitational field become so dense that it's sucking in assorted objects in her home? Discuss!
To even "hit it" you'd have to find an orifice or two. The only way to do this would be to pump her full of air, submerge her in a giant pool (like the whale tank at Sea World) and spot the bubbles, like checking for a tiny hole in a tire.
Hmmm... but how do you sink that much blubber. I'n guessing it would take an anchor or two. Her husband seems to have found a way. I don't think I would want to know how he does this. And spots????
None of you people of wordforge has no room to ever complain about anything I have or ever will post on WF if you don't neg rep him for that nasty picture. So damn gross.
WTF is that white and grey triangular spot in the center of the puffy mass? Is it panties or a skin condition? It looks almost like tree bark or something.
Whilst the thought if sex with something so grossly overweight is enough to make the stomach turn, the thought of what dangerous drunks like you have done to the world makes me shiver. While Bob McFattfuck may have a weird fetish, he's far more harmless than someone who'll no doubt end up drink driving his car into some poor black kid in a few years.
Oh dear god, you had to go there didn't you. Now with that thought, and with her husband saying it's hard to find her pleasure spots I have a horrible image of him finding.... umm debris while doing so. And the smell, there has to be a smell.
Not likely - can't drive your car if a poor black kid steals it first! Seriously, a lot of blacks (both kid and adult) have a really dangerous habit of crossing roads (people driving 45 or 55 MPH) dressed all in dark clothing. Bear in mind there are few crosswalks, and little to no street lighting. They don't get hit as often as deer around here, but they run a close second.