Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

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  1. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Just posted!

    [Cromwell's conquest of Ireland caused on the order of 300,000 deaths.]
    RickDeckard, Mar 17, 2013
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    what is your point?

    Though perhaps I'm allowing my distaste for you Rick to impact my opinion of Ireland.

    I'll give the Emerald Isle credit. Ireland at least has some of the most restrictive abortion laws in Europe.
    Dayton Kitchens, Mar 17, 2013
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  3. RickDeckard

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    On hitting his wife...

    RickDeckard, Mar 18, 2013
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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Oh that's right. He thinks premarital sex is worse than spousal abuse because premarital sex involves two sinners instead of one.
    The Original Faceman, Mar 18, 2013
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Don't forget, it's even better if his wife gets raped, because then neither of them are sinners.
    gul, Mar 18, 2013
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  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Has Dayton ever had a blowjob or a handy, or does he consider those a sin?
    ed629, Mar 18, 2013
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  7. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Anything except missionary for procreative purposes is a ticket to hell. Both partners should try not to enjoy it or look at each other, and under no circumstances should the woman have an orgasm.

    :bergman:
    Rimjob Bob, Mar 18, 2013
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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So anal and titty fucking are out too...
    ed629, Mar 18, 2013
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I've never said that.
    Dayton Kitchens, Mar 18, 2013
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  10. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    So you embrace some sins besides assault?
    gul, Mar 18, 2013
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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm sure he never masturbated.
    The Original Faceman, Mar 18, 2013
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  12. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Do you ever get the feeling that Dayton thinks he's going to be alone in heaven while the rest of us burn in hell?
    Black Dove, Mar 18, 2013
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  13. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    He's hoping heaven will be 72 virgins he can't have sex with, but can totally slap around.
    Ten Lubak, Mar 18, 2013
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm sure he'd openly admit as much.
    Diacanu, Mar 18, 2013
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  15. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Would you want to go to heaven if Dayton was really one of the chosen people??

    Im more of a live and let live guy, but if a god expects us all to live life and view people as Dayton does, then he can shove his heaven up his arse.

    Ive got to say that if there is indeed a god, then im pretty sure he's as disgusted with Daytons behaviour as the rest of us.
    Stallion, Mar 18, 2013
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  16. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Since Dayton's idea of heaven doesn't exist, I'm not that worried about it.
    Black Dove, Mar 18, 2013
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  17. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I'd rather be in hell than spend eternity with daytons simple ass.
    Dr. Krieg, Mar 18, 2013
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Eternity with Dayton's ass defines hell.
    gul, Mar 18, 2013
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  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The Original Faceman, Mar 18, 2013
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  20. The Original Faceman

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    The Original Faceman, Mar 18, 2013
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  21. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    This is actually Dayton's greatest hit of them all:



    [​IMG]
    Black Dove, Mar 19, 2013
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  22. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Dayton's advice led to the deaths of thousands of young US-American men and women, and tens of thousands more Iraqi civilians. Shameful. :no:
    Fisherman's Worf, Mar 22, 2013
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  23. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    :lol:
    Ancalagon, Mar 22, 2013
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  24. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    You guys need to stop this. You're putting images in my brain that really, really don't need to be there. :yuck:
    Lanzman, Mar 25, 2013
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  25. StarMan

    StarMan Fresh Meat

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    I have fond memories of 'Should America Expand?'.
    StarMan, Mar 29, 2013
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  26. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    "!"
    Ancalagon, Mar 29, 2013
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Who can forget this gem?

    Fisherman's Worf, Mar 30, 2013
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  28. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Stand at least two feet apart?

    [​IMG]
    El Chup, Mar 30, 2013
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  29. RickDeckard

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    Bump.

    :lol:
    RickDeckard, May 3, 2013
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  30. Black Dove

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    Black Dove, May 3, 2013
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