Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

It wouldn't surprise me if the original intent of Dayton's avatar was sarcasm/parody, but Dayton being Dayton...

That's reich coming from you

And the hits just keep on coming. Pretty soon time life is going to have a book series on this.

vaguely?
dude... it's practically copyright infringement!

It has the subtlety of trump.

Reverse image search? The black version with the Swastika and right-facing is literally the emblem that Wikipedia shows for the Nazi Party article. Google image search for "Nazi eagle" (no quotes) gets you this view:



@Dayton Kitchens, you're trolling, embracing the GOP as a neo-Nazi party, or have suddenly realized the GOP is trending towards fascism and are making a commentary on that. Somehow I don't think it's the last.

@Dayton Kitchens seems to never end his meltdown. Instead it just seems to come in and out like the tides, and no one knows why.

To be honest a couple of people have referred to "dayton" as being a deliberate persona rather than a person, one selectively backed up by real world facts. Seeing that avatar this morning has cemented that in my head, there's nothing unintentional about the attention seeking behaviour inherent in choosing that picture and I think we'd be foolish to give him the airtime he's looking for.

It's like a teenager declaring he's a satanist just to upset his parents and get a reaction.

I think this is actually dayton. Only because I have seen him on politicalforums. If it really was a persona for getting attention he would modify it to get some likes over there. Instead it is still just dayton, and he does not get attention when you have a bunch of active peoole like @Tuttle and @Marso making a lot of noise. He is really not able to command attention or get likes. He is a salient fish in a little pond, but if there is a lot of noise he cannot keep up.

He seems to be a bit frustrated because his methods are getting less attention and the mods keep on washing out his derailments. I would say it is a sign of an impending ban because that seems to be the way it worked for castle and gturner, but dayton may be too lame to permaban. I think the mods like that because on one hand it tells dayton he is not as bad as the TK people, and on the other it shows the mods will put up with pet punching bags which probably pisses gturner because he really wanted that position.

Dayton has always been openly aligned with fascism. If anything this type of self-awareness is progress.

Take him at his word, don't make excuses for him.

Reasons I'm doing this in this thread rather than shitting up the rest of the board.

Would you suggest legal action on my part?

I do not know.
Which part of you was naughty?
It could be tied up in court for years (okay, fuck this... I was going for subtle "not" inferences but this is sounding like a fet life profile)

He definitely can't now.

I don't seek to hijack threads or turn them into being about me. I just post in a thread and a bunch of other idiots here lose their shit so to speak and go crazy in response.

All I want to do is advance my ideas and beliefs. I don't start talking about my background and history. Other people do.

If you want to stop threads from being hijacked why not warn and ban the people responding to me?

Come on. We all know that you troll for attention. Sometimes we give it to you because it's fun. Sometimes we ignore you.

Personally, I think you've lost your edge as of late. The things you used to post were at least somewhat plausible. Lately, though, you've become a parody of yourself, which I think is due to your life circumstances getting worse, but it may be due to more people ignoring you. Every so often, it's fun to throw the old dog a bone.

Good one, @NotDayton Kitchens.

bump. nm. found it.

This thread has been really quiet lately...

No more good content to add

The board’s dying. ****WAAAAAAAH****

night funkie is devin nunes bastard son. Jut messing around with you!

Hmmmm yeah, where's Fleshlight to tell us that Dayton bashing was keeping the lights on?

Oh wait... I just remembered why this thread has been so quiet.

This is some pretty creative writing. Maybe this work of fiction should be in The Workshop?

I guess we did shed the dead skin of useless stupidity that was our former village idiot? That might be considered dying off like the dead skin of a snake, or the remains of a foot that was rotten?

Christ, re-reading his shit, it's like...it's like when you have a horrible flu where you're blasting hot liquid out both ends, and then you get better, and you forget how just sick you were, and then some dipshit relative reveals they recorded you puking and shitting, and plays you the tape, and it all comes rushing back.

Except my Dayton flu lasted two fucking decades.

I find it more like when you get sick and you keep putting off going to the doctor and suffer through feeling tired and generally shitty for months, and then one day you go to the doctor and he gives you some basic antibiotics, and a few days later everything is cleared up and you wonder why you didn't just go right away.

What kind of freak relatives do you have?

I was thinking that too. My family can be pretty rough, but if you are having that much trouble with puking and shitting that they become aware they will at least try to hold your hair and get you to a hospital. They might record you on the way and show it to the whole family later, but they would not just stand there making a poop/puke video of you. You also have to consider my family took me to action park repeatedly when young and there are stories which we share about the times we used to almost die there when we were young. My parents find it increadibly amusing how I clung to the side of the wave pool because I was drowning and trying to live, and the lifeguards were just pointing and laughing like they were.