Entitled Douchebag SF cyclist HITS AND KILLS A MAN, gets probation.

Didn't think I needed to lay out the terms of "support", but your assumptions do not qualify. You've never watched me ride, and you've got nothing.

What other people do is not my problem. Go on and try to argue that this is somehow inconsistent with a position I've stated in the past.

I don't need to prove anything to your irrelevant ass. YOU haven't begun to satisfy any rational standard of proof.

I think the likelihood that Castle rides 2 hours a day is about as good as the likelihood that he stoped drinking Night Train.

Oh, I've never stopped drinking Night Train.

Of course, I've never tasted Night Train in my life, but don't let that factor into your fantasies by any means. And yes, I do ride 2 hours a day. Generally between 3 and 4 AM this time of year.

You ride on the sidewalk? Because that's the limit of where my criticisms are aimed.

So if you don't, you've got no reason whatsoever to argue against my points. If you do, then I don't have to know how you ride, I have to know how wide a sidewalk is. And, hey, wow, what a surprise, I know how wide a sidewalk is.

Pedestrians pose less risk to a speeding bicyclist on a sidewalk than a speeding bicyclist poses to pedestrians on a sidewalk.

You're the one claiming to be, at any sort of regular intervals, a speeding bicyclist on a sidewalk. By your own admission, you are the one imposing risk upon non-consenting persons for your own convenience.

That is very much against your usual stance, which is that others imposing their risks upon you is unethical.

And, in those other situations, you're right. It is, in fact, unethical for any one person to impose the potential negative consequences for his or her own behavior on other non-consenting persons.

Except that with bicycling on sidewalks, you're the one doing it to others. And it seems you have absolutely no intention of stopping. So as long as imposing risk on the non-consenting offers some personal benefit to you, you have no problem with it.

Well, that's disappointing.

So when I check your posting history and find a bunch of posts between 3 and 4 AM, that will mean....

That will mean that when I said "generally", I meant generally.

Alright Castle, if you ride 2 hours a day lets see you post a strava link or something similar. I call bullshit on you.

I don't care what you call bullshit on. I'm not sending you photos of my wristwatch, and I don't give a damn what you think of that.

Its ok, I've always known you were full of shit anyway. Thankfully its no longer just my opinion.

And yet I still don't care about your opinion.

I'm on your side when it comes to cyclists, Castle, but that meat curtain you call a neck doesn't really scream "I ride two hours a day".

Then there's the depressing alcoholism.

Yeah, and brave little you, you've got a ton of pictures all over the Green Room, don't you, you fucking puss?

That's all in your head. Not that anything in your head is worth a nugget of a fuck.

Actually, yeah. It is just your opinion.

There's like 30 of me over at TBBS, go find them if you want.

You might get a boner though.

So depressing.

Nope. Not admissible, you might be using a different handle there. And anyway, nope. Not going to another board to track them down. Post them here, pussy. Plenty of people her with more upholstery than I've got, and I don't give a shit. At the ages most of us here are right now, we all deserve to enjoy some cushy corpulence. At our ages, we've earned it.

For my part, i've been:

-beaten 7/8ths of the way to death as a toddler
-survived a 4-day 115 degree fever at the age of 2
-been thrown off a cliff at age 10
-been stabbed in the heart at age 12
-been shot repeatedly at age 16

So now that I'm 37, I don't give a half a fuck about being a little well upholstered. I've earned this shit, so fuck you, pussy.

ALL ABOARD..... the night train!



WHAT'S THE WORD?!?!

So, then, I was right. You're a pussy. You're hiding. Pussy. Pussy. Coward. Nutless Wonder.

What kind of bike do you ride?

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I wouldn't really want to miss out on the satisfaction of you having to work for it, when you haven't really worked a day in your life. It's readily available. Can't be all that important to you if you aren't willing to put some elbow grease into it.

Just don't go falling in love!

Have a cry about it, maybe you'll feel better.

A 115-degree fever.

What are your thoughts on steel frame vs. aluminum?

Explains a great deal, actually.

http://www.ask.com/question/highest-fever-recorded-with-survival

One day that time traveler will get you. Next on his list is that lesser evil, Hitler.

More than a little pleased I elected to bail on this and go riding in the rain. I do love a good endorphine shot in a thunderstorm. This must be what mellow people feel like all the time.

I doubt it's some great scheme. I think he just, you know, rubs people the wrong way. I wonder how you measure an 1/8 of the way to a death beating.

Dude when you're a time traveler who's mission is to kill the greatest evils in history, you measure shit like this. You think his superiors back at the Bill & Ted building of Excellence are going to take a "I almost got him"? Hell no!

Its a six-sigma death chance or nothing, 7/8ths covers this for toddlers of North American descent in the late 1900s. You still have to make it look like an accident or you might as well hang up your phone-booth and just play air-guitar.

Now the fever seems to be a fabrication by the agent. The human brain simply cannot stand that much heat without causing severe brain damage. It is obvious that agent redacted was pulled off the case for some reason.

The later attempts can be seen as desperation on the behalf of our future protectors present. If only they'd been better pastly forwardly in their predictions they possibilitive-probitably could have simply given the subject AIDS instead of inducing a fever; which given the time frame could have been explained presently as a simple transfusion contamination.

The fools, their incompetence hasly doomed us all possi-futurally

Bullshit. You know why that's fucking bullshit? Because I fucking stole your air guitar, you fucker. I stole it and fucking hocked it, then bought death squirrels.

And you know what I'm gonna fuckin' do with those? I bet you're sitting on the edge of your seat fucking wondering, aren't you, you sack of crap.

You just fuckin' wait. You'll find out. Death squirrels.

I got the numbers mixed up, though. The 7/8ths was when I got set on fire. The beating thing was more like 10/16ths. The stabbing should only count as 1/2, since that was in the heart in the back, not the one in the front. Also, I made up every single one of those things to see who would jump on it. You won.

But the fun part of this thread has been showing that UA is exactly the same kind of Entitled Douchebag he started this thread to complain about.

That was established by the 10th post. The rest was just the multi-season renewal package, syndication deal, and final resort to cheap shark Jumping ratings tricks as we coasted toward 10+ pages.