Oprah Winfrey's towering negro

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  1. shootER

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    Really, Wordforge? I give you guys a week to do this obvious parody and nobody bites on it?

    You people are slipping. :jayzus:





    Anyway, that Stedman's a pretty tall fellow. :mewa2:

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  2. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Most of us just aren't subhuman pieces of dog shit like you are. Oh, and maybe we could forward a link to your employer to see if we could get you fired, fucktard. Care to edit any posts?
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  3. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    :soma:!?
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  4. shootER

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    Whatever you say, drunky. :jayzus:

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  5. Diacanu

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    Never thought I'd say this...

    What Soma said...
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  6. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Deep down in that lonely, dark heart of yours, you know you agree with everything I say. You're just too stubborn and ashamed to admit it. :)
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  7. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Damn, Oerdin -- you got garamet to neg you.

    Time to hang it all up, son, you done failed :bergman:
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  8. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    Yeah, that's pretty bad. When the garamet negs you it's time to turn in your Dem membership.
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Isn't that kind of threat with RL info bannable? :ban:
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  10. 14thDoctor

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    Dude.... negro isn't exactly a racial slur, it's a solid parody because it rhymes with "ego," and if you paid more attention, you'd know that shootER probably isn't racist against black folk.


    Even then... threatening to contact someone's employer over something as mundane as a parody thread is seriously weaksauce. :jayzus:
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  11. evenflow

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    Probably. But when he took us to meet his wife it was at a BBQ restaurant. :bailey:
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  12. shootER

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    I went there to critique their work. :bailey:
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Is it a good barbecue sauce like we have here in Tennessee or is it that vinegar shit they use down in the Carolinas?
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  14. evenflow

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    The best thing about Texas BBQ is their evolution beyond sauce.
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  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I want to go to Texas to have BBQ with Mr. and Mrs. ShootER, but only after we try the fried chicken.
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  16. Chuck

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    My wife is from Memphis. She won't eat the vinegar stuff
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    She is a woman of good taste. :techman:
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    I don't mind a good sauce, but the best barbecue (like a good steak) doesn't need it.

    That said, I'd like to try Kansas City style and Memphis style barbecue at some point.

    I have no desire to try that vinegar stuff, though. :wtf:
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  19. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Maybe someone could take a bit of a vacation for threatening another poster like that. Care to edit any posts?
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  20. Tamar Garish

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    There is no official rule against this, but there is an unspoken community feeling about it that makes this kind of threat the sort of post you almost never recover from.

    Threatening someone's real life circumstances over ideological differences is the ultimate in fucking douchebaggery.

    You better hope this isn't the day Lanzman decides he isn't tolerating this shit and makes you the example.

    I doubt a single person would fight for you to stay.
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  21. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Ban him IMO. Wordforge could always use one less retard. :scorp:
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I'm willing to extend CS the benefit of the doubt and say he was speaking out of anger, however misplaced. I doubt that he was serious about getting shootER fired.

    But seeing him show his ass is always entertaining, though. :techman:
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  23. Asyncritus

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    Well, that's a pretty wide range of agreement on how useless of a troll Wordin can be. :lol:

  24. Asyncritus

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    In that case, you must be entertained very regularly by his posts. :D

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  25. oldfella1962

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    Back on track here.....awesome parody. And yes, we must be slipping to not have thought of it first. Shown to an employer in context compared to the original thread title wouldn't be a problem unless said employer is a brainwashed corporate stooge or something.

    BTW tough act to follow, but if a picture could be obtained:
    Oprah Winfrey's towering Yugo. :jayzus:
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  26. Clyde

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    ConfederateSon's post, while perhaps a well intended defense of racism, veered well into a big no-no on Wordforge - Real world violations of member privacy.

    Yes Wordforge is an internet pub of sorts, and members are welcome to tell tall tales, talk smack and otherwise be inappropriate. But there are some ground rules. Nothing illegal, links for everything pornographic/graphic, and respect member privacy. Contacting another members employer is never acceptable.

    That said, ConfederateSon seemed more talking smack than actually encouraging folks to contact anybody's employer.
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  27. Bickendan

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    Didn't some fool actually call up Dayton's school or some shit like that?

    And it comes down to this: Dayton can be the biggest stooge here, but even he doesn't deserve having his employer called up over shit here at WF. To even suggest that shooteR would even halfway merit that is lower than low :no:
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  28. TheBurgerKing

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    I say ban his ass and let's all go get ice cream
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  29. John Castle

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    I did, actually, but I wasn't about to be the one to post it. First, because it just seemed too damn easy. Second, because all the pre-rehearsed responses I could predict coming down the pipes if I were to have posted it would have been boring.
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  30. Stallion

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    The difference is that we like shootER............

    ;)
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