Bristol Palin is pregnant again.

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  1. Dinner

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  2. Dinner

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    Oh, wait, for decades abstance only has been proven to be a complete failure, those young people have sex at exactly the same rates as young people who get real sex ed. They just get pregnant can catch diseases at drastically higher rates.
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    Damn, beat me to it. :lol:

    But yeah. You'd think she'd be promoting sex ed and talking to the parents that think sticking their heads in the collective sand is the solution to keep their kids from getting knocked up instead of "no sex before marriage" shit.

    There's good reasons not to rush into sex in high school but that's the stuff no one goes into. People make up lies about condom failure rates or at the opposite end of the spectrum assume giving kids rubbers will mean they'll use them, without discussing that accidents can still happen.

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    Actually, she admitted that abstinence only education doesn't work, and then was promptly pummeled by folks for daring to suggest such a thing, causing her to issue a retraction the next day. IIRC, there was a thread here about it.
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    Waitin' for Jeb Bush to publicly shame the fuck out of Sarah's little girl.

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    Jeb's head would be hanging on their wall next to the moose and caribou mounts.
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    The look on this little girls face is priceless.. Even she knows Palin is a retard!
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    "She gets paid $264,000 a year to promote abstinence yet this is her second little bastard."
    Wow. Can I make half that talking about women I want to bone? That would be sweet gig!
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    That sax player behind the guy at the microphone looks very unhappy to be at this event :lol:
    (And to head off anyone wondering how I know she's a sax player: Sax players always sit in the front row of a big band, with the brass behind them).
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    If you could read her thoughts, she'd be thinking, " I better get fucking paid for this shitfest".
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    I'm not defending Bristol Palin. I don't care for the Palin's in general and Bristol in particular and this just goes to show that once people start having sex they won't stop regardless of their political and moral beliefs.

    That said, if one looks at the timeline it looks to me that the father of Palin's child is likely her fiancee and that if they hadn't broken their engagement she would've probably been long married by now.

    That doesn't excuse premarital sexual immorality of course.
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    Just come out and say it, Dayton, she's a slut.
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    I hate to use that term but at this point it is essentially correct.
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    She makes 240G a year? She can afford to take care of the kids! And as long as people keep listening to her flap her lips (both sets) about how sex is bad and get money for it, she can keep cranking out kids. Kind of ironic but welcome to the "new normal." Kind of like a welfare queen, but instead of tax payers she has an audience pay for her lifestyle.
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    Her salary demonstrates that PT Barnum was a genius.
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    In fact, the entire Palin family is a good demonstration that there's a sucker born every minute.
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    What does she make that much money for? I thought her reality show was cancelled? I think that might be an old number. Even Sarah has had to cut back to a blog she maintains, and fire her writing staff. Not to mention even Faux has dropped her almost completely.I have this feeling we will see bristol in a few years having her kids removed by CPS and hooked on meth. They were white trash all the way anyways. It really was sinking low on the scale when republicans washed all the moose shit off the family and made her mom a VP candidate. You are supposed to pretend to be quaint and rustic like Mittens Romnifeller and the dick dynasty fools. You are not supposed to actually be dumb as a stump and hooked on a jesus cult.
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    Her Wiki article indicates the number is $262K, but that was only in 2009. It does not appear that she has worked much at all since 2012. Trash like that probably can't handle a few years of windfall and plan responsibly for the lean years to follow. I wouldn't be surprised if she blew most of it by now.
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    That is probably what happened.
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    I hope the baby is happy and healthy, and that neither child has to go without having their needs met.
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    The problem with where she is trying to get is that it costs a lot of money. She is not going to break in without spending a lot of money, and she has to overcome the reality that her only talent seems to be getting pregnant and it will be a few years before she can beat the duggars. It is not like she is a bush girl. I am pretty sure that the scene you need to be in to get into TV is not her hometown pub.
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    if she put away her money and has stopped trying to be the right wing kardashian then she has a chance. I figure she at least has a tell all book in her.
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    I too favour adoption.
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    That is a bit cruel. Could you imagine living your whole life thinking you were normal and good and then to find out you are a Palin?

    For some reason this made me want to watch empire strikes back again.
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    If she only blew she wouldn't be pregnant!
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    But do they swallow? It's important!
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    I am pretty sure bristol is a good cum dumpster.
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    More like a good cum reprocessing plant...
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    We have not yet seen what the kids will be so I would keep away from good considering the parents. I know it is a long way off, but considering what family the kid will be immersed in for their developmental years I predict it will be either a child molestor or a lone wolf killer if it is a boy. If it is a girl I am going with prostitot on the beauty pageant circle.
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