I am the masturbating troll

So I come into this little message board where no one knows me, and I want the title of master troll. Now i could go out and do all sorts of things to try and impress the locals who are never going to be impressed and give me the title. So I have to make them want to give me the title, and I have to do it without them knowing they are doing it. So i wove my web of enchantments for a while and now locals like @El Chup , @Anna ,@Faceman and a whole bunch of other people who would have never called me a master troll when I came in, are now calling me a Master troll. Now they say it is a negative title, of course I am a fucking troll you fucking idiots. You called me that to insult me, but you called me a master troll.

Yes, you fucking did call me that. I did not hack your accounts and type for you. I did not show up at your house and put a gun to your head and force you to type that shit. You did it on my suggestion. See it from the fucking beginning, I came in spouting it. I labelled myself, and you ran with it. None of you came up with me being a master troll in the back of your minds. It came from me and that has got to burn like a motherfucker. Do any of you have a game like that? I think not.

Thank you, that was fucking awesome.

A master troll would confess that he has no actual trolling abilities in order to be mercilessly mocked. I'm not falling for it.

wriggle as you might, you still danced on my strings. You should be honored, not everyone gets to be the toy of the master troll. Your barbs are no match for my ego.

This is what you came up with? This is going to teach me I am not the master troll? This picture is going to change the fact that you were calling me the master troll?

Ok, do I have to stare at it like one of those magical sight pictures? Is there some deep meaning behind this?

I give up, please do explain to me how this was going to interrupt my victory dance. Right now i am pretty much figuring you are tossing out memes because you really do not have any comeback. Come on chuppie, show us your elite skillz.

Don't go away mad @El Chup , just go away. Oh, and don't smash your keyboard in anger because that would mean I would not have you around to dance for me.

No I don't doubt your ego could be matched by much.

Could it be that the big brain of WF is getting just a tinsy winsy bit desperate.....?

He (she or it) seems convinced in some way that he has manipulated you in some way El Chup. Seems like one hell of a reach to me.

Well, aren't you aware of the trolling greatest that is Tererun?

It's Castle all over again. Almost a carbon copy. A self declared troll always gets found out as a fraud and loses any remaining credibility when he or she gets desperate like Turdrun now is. It's only a matter of time before a full scale meltdown. I just hope I don't miss is as I genuinely can't force myself to read anything other than Turdrun's shortest posts, but I suspect the meltdown will be Castle lever glorious.

I can't be sure but at sometime in the past haven't various people here labeled me as a "master troll"? Can't be sure but I've never liked being called a troll. Given that I pretty much aside from the sarcastic and sometimes humorous posts I make now and then post what I believe in.

Have you ever boasted that you're a troll, and thereafter the baddest and smartest troll of all time? I think not...

Desperate? I am laughing with glee. That is a fail attempt to push emotions on me. It is very faux news like of you. I always knew he brits were closet republicans.

Squirm as you might it does not change the reality that you were calling me a master troll. It is ok if it hurts a little, those are just the hooks for my strings.

Who would have thought way back when that I could get good old chuppy to call me a master troll.

You have no idea what to do about all of this. Let us just call it my little way of controlling my environment. I have a goal and a plan to get there. Someone might even put the master troll banner under my name to ridicule me. I told you I trolled myself off of encyclopedia dramatica. anonymouse, there is part of me in there.

Oh, this isn't about Skrain Dukat?

Well, this is true at any rate. You kept calling yourself a master troll, and people started making fun of you for it.

Looking back on this now, I must say I really am baffled by how the "big brain" sees being made fun of as a victory. Even the drunk never failed that hard.

Just now?

True.

I would never make fun of a master troll. That would be asking for trouble.

Tererun is the Eric Cartman of Wordforge. He gets off from getting ripped on.

Just noticed the title of the thread now reads "masterbating troll." Yeah, that seems much more accurate

Wow, you guys gave me a huge pile of rep while I was gone. I have trained you so well. You guys are the best village of idiots I have seen for a time. Thisd is why some of you believe @Dayton3 's bullshit. Seriously guys you let a gym coach fool you?

The mods didn't change that fucktard.

It keeps me amused.

I didn't say that they did dipshit.

Methinks someone with an hyper-overinflated ego can't make out written sarcasm and has a severe case of confirmation bias.

No, it's all part of the "troll" persona.