I am the masturbating troll

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You know what you're not? A menstruating troll.

Ok, sounds about right. Did you hit post before the punch line was added? Are you trying to take the force from captain obvious? Ok, you carry on then.

No idea. You're just a freak looking for a way out. Rock on.

Log in after a week or so off and find gold like this

Has anyone explained how original the puppet master tm defence is?

I for one have never read it before

Out of interest, what happened at this website @Tererun quoting? Can't be arsed searching and researching but i'll even submit to reading a full tererun post on the subject if its entertaining.

Time to let this thread sink, Tererun.

Noooo, I'm still waiting for @Tererun's major take down.....although it's very telling that since this thread totally failed she's been see around in and out of it a lot less. You'd think a Master Troll (TM) would have defeated us all by now.

Yay, dildo is back.

I have to give you time to stop whining. The troll thing is not immediate results. It takes a bit of time to refract the forces of the universe so I can get what I want. I am still quite honored you referred to me as the master troll and warned people of my presence. I could not have gotten a better performance if I paid you. Your bitchin about it afterwards was just icing. A person of dignity would have simply remained silent and passed me by as a mongrel, but not you. You got down in the mud with me. I do not have your standard fans. No one is rooting for me. No one is cheering me on. I do all of this myself, and it annoys you so much you help me do it. I do not know why nature or god made you react in the way I want, but it sure was reliable. Now, the right thing for you to do would be to take your dick out of @Anna 's mouth and don't do things like telling everyone I am the master troll when you do not want to.

Oh, and trolls do not defeat anyone in the sense you are implying. we like to see your pain. We like to see you doing things we want you to do and not what you want to do. This idea that somehow I am going to destroy you all is my goal is a bit silly. If you were not around, who the fuck would I talk to? I like my toys, and enjoy playing with them. Sometimes they break, and sometimes I break them, but that does not mean I want to break all of them, or am tired of them.

So I have fun with you chuppie and I enjoy our interactions. I do not want you to stop being a pompous arrogant asshole. Then you would be worthless to me like captain X or Soma. They are two sadwiches short of a full deck.

Again, I've not read any of that. The "big brain" of WF doesn't seem to be smart enough to work out that if it posts copious paragraphs and people are saying "I'm not reading all that", they might actually be telling the truth and genuinely not reading it. Oh, but do it anyway. Must be that "big brain" at work. It's like Flashie when he neg reps people who have him on ignore.

Let's face it our dear Master Troll (TM), this thread sunk faster than the Belgrano and you have the trolling skills of a three legged gnat. I mean, you can't even get people to read your posts.

I don't think I've ever read a Tererun post to completion.

Like 8 words max.

It got five pages, and you are still turning out responses, so I do not know what you mean by it is not doing anything. Were you expecting me to meltdown and cry like dayton? Perhaps I am supposed to write a book that no one wants to read and then you can make fun of it before you ban me like castle? Maybe I should just give in like @Anna and tell you that all your posts turn me on and I am hot for you baby. What goal do you have for me?Seeing as I have set up goals for some of you, maybe you want to do some of this shit? It is so easy and pointless, right? Show me some of your accomplishments. I know your first one is that you tricked everyone into thinking you have some elite thinking mechanisms, but we know that is not true, so what else do you do?

Quit tagging me in your hard on for Chup.

Also, kill yourself.

OMG you got to 8 words in! That is great. I didn't think you could have gotten four words into one of my posts before you needed a beer to cool down those two neurons in your head.

It doesn't seem to get that, no matter how many times you explain it. I see it's left another long paragraph for me. Just not reading it @Tererun, not least because it no doubt is yet another long winded account of "the joke's on you as I'm still the big bad troll in charge". I only bump this thread just to see it trying so hard. This thread was a reaction to my posts and all you have to do is post a little carrot and it's back labouring away with another 40 paragraphs that nobody reads.

Scorp?

I'll give Tererunny-ass-diarrhea-of-the-mouth credit for attacking through words over ganging up to drive posters away. His verbose Rowan Pope-esque diatribes have provided far more entertainment than the rep wars of yore.

Yeah, but the irony is that rep wars were sometimes an effective way of trolling, whereas Turdrun's copious amounts of text have no impact whatsoever. Wikipedia defines a troll as:-

Turdrun has achieved none of this, and worse, still, starting threads like this display the very kind of emotional response and reaction that a troll seeks to achieve. At least with rep wars you could sometimes get a reaction and emotional response. Paragraphs of garbage that noone reads hasn't got a hope in hell of getting a negative emotional reaction out of anyone here. It's why I find it all so amusing. It's always the ones who have to declare themselves trolls that are the most useless at trolling.

So much talk about me telling me there is no talk about me. That is why I love you so much. You put so much effort into telling me how unimportant I am to you, and you undermine that entire statement with your backpatting. I am not sure where the candy comes from, but these toys just keep spitting it out over and over again.

You bump it because I turned you on my little toy. That is what good toys do, and you are a really good toy. Anytime I want I can always count on the chup to entertain.

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