Since we're here. I might as well go through the dusty old folders and post some old shit I have on hand. Here's the old TrekBBS moderators Handbook.
No shit. You'd think that bitch was giving people nuclear missile codes or something. It's just a message board.
I vaguely remember one run in with either her or her lackey Kass when I very first registered at TBBS under my other account (not the Anna Yolei one). For the most part, I stuck to the Enterprise/ Voyager forums. It wasn't till I registered here that I went to the TNZ/Briar Patch, but Bonz was in charge by then.
Lisa was afraid of TNZ, she never ventured in there, instead spending all of her time in Misc and Voyager forums. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, thus was her path to the dark side.
I wish I'd saved the pic of her in a Starfleet uniform. Making that my avatar is what got me permabanned from there.
Here's the old Golden Cookie Award Missmanners would hand out to good little girls and boys that provided top quality smutty content. It was a cute way to encourage posters to put at least 3/4 of an ass worth of effort into a post. Golden Cookies seem to have disappeared entirely by 2004.
A leaked TeakBBS mass e-mail to the staff. Announcing a board software update as result of server attacks. As well as Christians absentee landlord status confirmed. Lisa takes over and practically has a near orgasm at the thought of reshaping the board in her image.
Some choice quotes from TKs staff forum. The forum was 90% boring technical talk of upgrade issues and reverted settings. During my flawless tenure as TKs tech admin. After Cacophony slept her way to the admin position. A comment on Messengers shenanigans. General complaining. Some whining from Conchaga to Missmanners after posting legal threats to the board and getting banned. Cacophony pitches a temporary forced merger between the Minefield and Badlands. Responses were as expected. Of course I went ahead and did it anyway. The boards were just mass merged together. All other staff were locked out. There were spammer race riots in the threads. Hambil was called in to rescue the adminCP and restore order. The Badlands were recreated and those posters affiliated with The Badlands had their posts purged from The Minefield and then dumped back into the lesser spam cesspit. Members marked as Badlanders weren't particularly happy about their painfully obvious lower caste status. Edit by Bickendan replacing Conchaga's first name with his TK username.
Amazing! I received pretty much that very same e-mail from John Castle. Probably not word for word, but pretty damn close.
No, despite my sincere disrespect for the man, I'm not going to post private correspondence, especially when it includes legal threats. I do not wish to be deposed by Gordon P. Firemark.
Although, She did hit it on the nose here. Anyone who thinks the early years were the good ol hacylon days of Wordforge where staff was unbiased and rational need only to look at his and Nick's posting to see that was just bullshit.
That was a very long OP. As I only recently joined TBBS and still only have a few posts there it wasn't very interesting to me.
It also isn't much relevant to how the board is run nowadays. It was a bit before my time, but the worst thing I can think to hold over T'Bonz's head is her lackadaisical moderation where the Enterprise forum's equivalent to The Flashlight was given a free pass to troll, and even that was way back ten years ago. But being on this side of the board, too little moderation is preferable to too much.
Edited Conchaga's first name out from post #15 and replaced with his TK username. I'm sure his first name is common knowledge at this point, but all the same, let's not post people's first names without their say so.
Really? I mean the guy has only been referred to by his first name hundreds of times over on TK. It's not like I posted his crossdressing pics or anything. Speaking of personal information. Who wants to see some TK PMs?