Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are all your fault, America.

Came across this quote while replying to the George Carlin thread in Media Central. How appropriate.

I like Hillary.

The only material difference between Hillary and Donald is that one of them has a vagina.

And even then, I'm not so sure.

@We Are Borg 's thread title:
It's true about U.S. ,unfortunately!

Between Ronald McDonald Trump Card & Billary Clint On , I('ll) have to vote for the lesser of 2 evils:


Or ...

Sure, if you don't look at details, listen to them speak, or learn anything about them. Other than that, exactly the same!

You now have pneumonia.

Give it time, and I'll have epilepsy as well.

Yeah, the people who claim to notice no difference really aren't looking. Sometimes it's a fashion statement, sometimes it's ignorance, but the idea that they are remotely indistinguishable is nonsense. People need to actually look at the candidates, and I'm not saying that it means they would or should then select Clinton. Many might select Trump, and some might still say "meh, fuck the lot of them." But as soon as somebody makes a statement like We Are Borg's, then I know not to take that person very seriously.

I tend to like stuff I hear from George Carlin, but that sounds like bullshit to me...

There is a substantive difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: the former is center/right-of-center and the latter is authoritarian/fascist.

Another obvious difference is penis size: Trump has a small penis and Hilldog has large tallywhacker.

How would Trump be an authoritarian when he's never even sought public office before?

Notice how bold and outspoken his kids are, and how much they dote on him. Not the sign of an authoritarian father.

That's okay, you've never taken me seriously anyway (nor have I you).

What you American cocksmokes don't realize is that, to the rest of the world (and we outnumber you considerably), there is no significant difference between a Republican and Democrat. Despite the revolving door in Congress and the White House, United States politics has largely remained unchanged over the past five decades.

Also, I'd like to apologize for my vagina comment.

Clearly both candidates are cunts.

Except for the part about us siding with the jihadists instead of fighting them.

I'm sorry, is an American supposed to make voting decisions based on something said in Canada?

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/

The latest polls are showing a tie game 44-44. We are so fucked.

Um, no.

But in case you missed the whole point, please refer to this post.

Think about it. It's top-down, trickle down political science from America's hat... to America's crotch.

Waitaminit, it's the other way around, seeing as we have such a hard-on on building a belt to keep our pants on. And man, does Mexico hate us considering them to be our pants!

I'd much rather have pneumonia....no, ebola, then be Canadian.

No, what you don't realize is that we don't give much of a fuck what you think or do, while you on the other hand, are completely consumed by everything that we do.

Or...maybe you do realize it, and that's what drives you batshit insane.

I love when Americans act like total thin skinned pussies when you give the slightest criticism of their country, it's a wonderful source of amusement.

Here you go Marky Mark:

Exactly. Thanks.

I'm thin skinned? You replied to that quicker then snot. With a stupid IMG no less.

Dance, Mary Sue, dance.

You're welcome.

The wisdom of George Carlin is endless.

I had a discussion with friends not too long ago about how we would be so much better off if we had a British style, short and sharp election cycle.

I've always been puzzled by this. The insecurity is astonishing. I can only put it down to a lifelong diet of "we're the greatest" and various other jingoistic statements.

Ha, the irony. How much time have you spent over there? I think you might be in for a shock.

Your election cycles are every four years. Our general election is every five years.

Where is the short and sharp element?