What the actual fuck?

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  1. shootER

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    I....
    would NOT like to know more
     
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    Yep. I've gone as deep into this topic as I'm gonna.
     
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    I think I'd be in jail at this point because on finding out what I just ate I would have amputated his head.
     
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    Why tacos? :unsure:
     
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    Since nobody else wants to read the article, I’ll point out that all who partook of this meal did so with informed consent, and no laws were violated. :unsure:
     
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  7. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Yes, everyone involved was well aware that something was afoot. :yes:












    :walz:
     
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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Let’s not give @Dayton3 any ideas.
     
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    While personally disgusted, I’ve tried to find something morally wrong with this affair but I am stumped.
     
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    Taco Bell definitely needs to step up their game.
     
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I figure long pig tacos would be an improvement over their usual menu items.
     
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    I can see myself giving this a try. As others have pointed out, no ethics were broken.
     
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    That’s a pretty low bar though.
     
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    I didn't get that far into the article before: :shep:
     
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    Oh that sounds pretty good right now. I had to suffer through tofu for dinner. A human taco would have been better.
     
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    :tamar:
     
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    It was Tacos Toesday?
     
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    The CEO of Taco Bell has plans on meeting with this guy to get a leg up on the fast food competition! Of course they might have to tweak their old "make a run for the border" to "make a hobble for the border." Anyway, here would be a great advertising song:

     
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    I'm fascinated that I feel repulsed and nauseous looking at the pictures in the article. Intellectually there's nothing different from this than beef or pork, yet these feelings. Actually it's less offensive: the donor lives and wanted to serve himself (unlike most animals).

    Is it choice? Cultural? or are we hardwired to not want to eat our own?
     
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    New meaning to the phrase Self-Service!
     
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    This does offer up a really big question of do you tip the person who gave up their foot, and what would the proper tip be because I am pretty sure they could not charge for the meal by law so you would just have to figure it out.

    Not to mention what wine goes best with severed foot. Is it white or dark meat. You are not going to get an opportunity for foot tacos every day and it would be a shame to ruin the meal with the wrong wine or beer.
     
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    It didn't look like pork, so I'm wondering if they're having us all on.

    The wine? Of course a nice chianti.
     
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    Fava beans, don't forget the fucking fava beans!
     
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    Tacos mask a lot of sins, but not this. Cheese would help, but not guacamole. That shit don't make sense. Might as well pour jizz on your chilli and expect it to help the flavour.

    Which this guy could have done were he more creative.
     
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    Refried? :ramen:
     
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    Frank and.
     
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    refried black beans are great. They don't make you (speaking for myself your mileage may vary) gassy like refried pinto beans. Go figure!
     
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    The Nurse looked at the pictures. She said, "Gross." And she knows gross. But it didn't make her queasy; goes with the territory I guess.

    I asked if it looked like human meat. She demurred. hmmm.
     
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    Because it was Tuesday, obviously :rimshot:
     
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